Garfeldi

I came out swinging from a North Jersey basement caked in stale beer and sweat under half-lit flourescents

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

@jasminericegirl what's your take on Blu sky? I've been slowly migrating over there and I want to make sure my favorite follows on here have a presence there

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

@starlandNJ @TBSOfficial Any intentions of also posting to Blue Sky in the near future? 👀

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

In case anyone wants to keep up with my tomfoolery

[ENTER SHIKARI @ENTERSHIKARI]

🤍

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

I entirely forgot that Tom Cruise, Bill Hader, and Matthew McConaughey were all in Tropic Thunder

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

Grover Cleveland was a rapist, a pedophile, and a deadbeat dad. His bastard son literally refused to have a kid as to not pass on his fathers genes.

So if anyone were to follow Grover Cleveland........

[• rachel • @rachelwilbury]

guy who doesn't want trump to win because he wants to preserve grover cleveland's legacy as the only president to serve non-consecutive terms

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be replaced by normal commercials

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

We're not gonna get an answer by tonight and bad faith actors and misinformists will start chirping as the night goes on.

I'm just gonna take hella edibles, turn off my phone, and play Paper Mario 2 in bed totally zzzonked. I suggest everyone else do something similar

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

Elon Simp account: Elon Musk got rid of spam bots!

Dev_jeff0: wioimabouttamakeanameformyselfhere

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

NFT password lost bitcoin recover account memecoin Elon Musk hacked doge AI free money

[MUSKOSOPHY @muskosophy]

In 2022, Elon Musk promised, “We will defeat the spam bots or die trying!”

Two years later, the spam bots appear to have basically vanished from 𝕏.

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

Didn't even take a minute 😭

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

Worst score is still higher than all but one of the myriad of marvel films. The king reigns supreme 😎

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

‘PADDINGTON IN PERU’ debuts with a 95% score on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅

The lowest score of the trilogy.

Read our review: https://t.co/oeV1DFm583

[Johnny barks @Johnny_Barks]

I’m voting Alex Smith for President because he was a great Commander and Chief.

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

I hate seeing other people live my dream

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

MOOD #csm182

[Garfeldi @BraKahan]

Once he found out he couldn't get the case brought to federal so he could be pardoned, he just said it was false advertising and fraud instead of election interference and illegal gambling
He is such a putz

[Marshall Cohen @MarshallCohen]

from Philly courtroom —

Musk lawyer says his $1m giveaway is NOT a lottery. "There is no prize to be won" and winners "are not chosen at random," Musk lawyer Chris Gober said.

Instead, the $1m is a salary they "earn" to be a spokesperson for Musk's pro-Trump super PAC. Winners are picked based on their "suitability to serve" and their personal story, Gober said.

In response, Philly DA team called this a "complete admission of liability" that Musk is running an illegal lottery under PA law.

Remember: When Musk announced the giveaway.... in PA nonetheless.... he said, "we are going to be awarding $1 million randomly." DA showed this in court to the judge.

Gober argued there's a difference between "randomly" and "by chance," which is why he argued that this isn't an illegal lottery under PA gaming laws.

[Will @WillemDaFro]

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Never ceases to amaze me how many folks who’ve heard RATM are in Paul Ryan mode, having literally ZERO understanding of anything that band was about and even less understanding where any of us might stand on contemporary issues. Recently was talking to a couple at a restaurant who were big fans of “Killing In The Name”. The nice lady said, “I love that song. It helped me rage against my parents and later against the jab!” I said, “Ma’am that song is about racist cops who often behave like the Ku Klux Klan in service of historical white supremacy and are boot licking lackeys and thugs of the racist capitalist ruling class.” She sat there chewing and blinking, chewing and blinking.