uopuɐɹq

i just spew nonsense | occasionally funny

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

[at a party]
Friend: let’s play this game that most of us know
Me: idk how to play, can 7 of you yell the different rules at me all at once?

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@daverichard yes

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@daverichard nice to see Bucky on there. Little surprised how high we are on Vidal

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@EthanKreagerFF @UnderdogNFL @PewterReport is this real

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@AdamSchefter why

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@wembangyamomma @UnderdogNFL i thought it was his shoulder

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@wembangyamomma @UnderdogNFL how

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@wembangyamomma @UnderdogNFL why does it hurt

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@wembangyamomma @UnderdogNFL what about his shoulder?

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@UnderdogNFL is this real

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@daverichard thanks Dave. Freddy T actually making moves today and not waiting to talk to you Thursday, should be interesting if he actually followed through

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@daverichard I have Bijan, Allgeier, Vidal, Monangai, Bucky, White, London, Pickens, Rice, Odunze, Deebo, Tyler Warren, Mahomes, Stroud, Denver DST and Benson in IR. Just give up now?

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@daverichard I made the trade last week. Tell me everything is going to be ok

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@daverichard Worthy*

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@daverichard Send Dowdle and Worth, receive Odunze and R White. I have Bucky

[Anthony McHats @TheHatStore]

me: do you know if there's a mcdonald’s around here

bishop: no idea

archbishop: there's one two blocks south of here

[uopuɐɹq @BraandoCommando]

@daverichard Before this week I offered Pickens for Barkley. Would you still do this?

[Anthony McHats @TheHatStore]

bartender: long day?

horse: you must be new here

[Anthony McHats @TheHatStore]

houseguest: where do you keep your toilet paper

me: you keep yours?