brimpus

going kirk on your man as we speak

[𝓁𝒾𝓁𝒶𝒸 ౨ৎ @cherryneyeliner]

me

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i cannot fully express how different i want it to be this time. i want to have a soft, safe, beautiful, slow, mutual love this time

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i want to mean everything to her

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it feels so weird to genuinely be into someone again, but we’re finally there

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outing myself as a former AJR fan so i can properly express how pissed off i am that they sampled eraserhead in one of their songs. the scene where the guy is fighting the comedically large baby head has more artistic appeal than anything they have ever created

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guys you know i was joking when i said i was ready for a talking stage with someone who wants me significantly less than i want them, right? RIGHT?

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life is to short to not attempt to #suckyourowndick at least once

[ٰ @notsofinefgs]

me seeing boobs for the 150th time

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@sosonosonosono hopital

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i was so geeked on the drive home from work today that i did an entire literary analysis out loud to myself about the different ways mbappé says “lakers”

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going to españa instead of home tonight, the way i’m about to take a siesta with that yameen yamal

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@cluttercubeee

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just remembered that fuckass needle drop in supergirl and now i’m gonna supergrill my massive dick and balls in the foreman

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@corveins when the bipolar comes out sizzlin’

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@SammyJReacts thought this was a dune popcorn bucket situation and you were about to say something about fucking it and then i remembered the war

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@lo_saturna1ia i have a better question

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@cluttercubeee doesn’t look like a jungle to me chief, you’ll be on my level one day

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josé josé was really onto something when he said “casi todo sabemos querer, pero poco sabemos amar.” exactly what that was, i don’t know, but it was certainly something profound i imagine