Brad Horn

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[Brad Horn @BradBot3000]

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP https://t.co/544553oyk3

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THE SCORE

[Brad Horn @BradBot3000]

@realDonaldTrump OK boomer

[Brad Horn @BradBot3000]

Oh, your dear, sweet child. Stop now before you turn into an angry GoT fanboy, pissing and moaning about the shitshow that was Season 8 like the rest of us.

[Melina Matthes @MelinaMatthes]

For years y’all have been telling me to watch #GameofThrones. Finally started watching it and all I can think is, WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME TO WATCH THIS?!?! #OhWaitYouDid

[Brad Horn @BradBot3000]

I am dead. Satan walks me to my personal Hell. The door opens; mom wants to watch a movie with me while she asks who every character is each time they appear on screen. Dad is giving me turn-by-turn directions using landmarks I've never heard of. I scream as the door closes.

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

[Ralph @Ralphium]

Americans will measure with anything but the metric system

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/PX23HB3A93

[Open Letters @openletterbot]

I just delivered this letter from Bradley in Kansas City, Mo. to @RepSamGraves #mopols #mopolitics #ReleaseTheReport

[Heather | Hormones & Humor @heatherinhoodie]

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[Heather | Hormones & Humor @heatherinhoodie]

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[Brad Horn @BradBot3000]

The @WhiteHouse has walls but it's still full of criminals. #NoWall

[Heather | Hormones & Humor @heatherinhoodie]

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[Brad Horn @BradBot3000]

How weird is it that Nantucket's most famous citizen is a guy known for auto fellatio?

[Brad Horn @BradBot3000]

@realDonaldTrump Via reddit. Perfectly summarizes this orange dipshit.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Hillary Clinton loses emails and Republicans chant “Lock her up”.

Donald Trump loses children and Republicans chant “Four More Years”.

If you still don’t think that this is some sort of sick, twisted cult, maybe it’s time to reevaluate your priorities as Americans.

[Brad Horn @BradBot3000]

@realDonaldTrump [3/3] Those of us that have any brain cells to spare know that the real emergency is the fact that we have a bigoted, narcissistic, Russian pawn for a 'president'.

[Brad Horn @BradBot3000]

@realDonaldTrump [1/3] This already is a non-event. You're fear-mongering and pandering to your supporters, who are the lowest common denominator among US citizens.

[Brad Horn @BradBot3000]

@realDonaldTrump [2/3] You're trying to take attention away from an ongoing investigation that will most likely result in you, your family, and your administration in federal prison for treason. But sure, keep whining about how this is a "national emergency".

[Kevin Kietzman @kkhasissues]

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