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Livin' la Vida Loca

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@vincentegunlae It’s Friday, go and have a beer you quev

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One of my life ambitions - to meet Danny Higginbotham and ask him what it was like to represent Gibraltar at the highest level of football 🤔

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Guess who...

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That’s right, the man, myth and legend...

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@JackRubin1 @johnmcdonnellMP Shut up you stupid codpiece

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Someone once said to me: "You won't need that umbrella in Finland."
Naturally, I tried it out. I did need it!

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If your boots go in your satchel before your shorts, did you ever have any boots?

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Yeah I know you're a lamppost but you need to stop being so obnoxious and looking down on people! Wish we still used oil lamps...

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What are Dyson vacuums going to look like in 10 years? The mind boggles 🤔

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Go ahead! bars, the healthy man's jammy dodger

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Calculations must be adjusted for the standard deviation of the Fergus

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Discovery of this fact, I believe, will reinforce the idea that humans are outnumbered by birds heavily

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Wonder how many birds there are in the world... 50 billion?

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"If you command the ket correctly, you don't fall off that badly"

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"He landed on his feet from space."

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"Lock me up for getting with birds and making them cum regularly"

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Shout out to my old man! Masters: John Higgins & Neil Robertson win in first round
https://t.co/YowWMZUWfs

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Get the Bucks Fizz out and slay me sideways! Merry Christmas x

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*tweet

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Apologies for the typo on the last treat, real embarrassing those ones 😁