Brad Jones

Dad, Husband, Actuary, Rose-Hulman Graduate, Baseball Player, and Fisherman

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@SharkHomeUS Your customer service struggles. I called hoping to find an easy replacement part to store the electrical cord and your technician tried to tell me the motor needed to be replaced.

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Super impressed with @BOMBAS customer service. Christmas order issue that was entirely my fault. They went way above and beyond to fix the situation.

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If you don’t believe COVID is real, walk into any ICU in America. See the rooms filled with people dying. If you still don’t believe, walk into one of those rooms and take a deep, mask-free breath. Then go sit in a dark closet for 2 weeks. You won’t be missed.

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@Twitter Please turn off @realDonaldTrump account.

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Note to the Republican Congress critters planning to object to electors because they think it’ll help them secure the 2024 nomination: If he isn’t afraid to stage a coup, then what makes you think he’s going to care about term limits?

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Funny how all those people claiming mask requirements violate their rights never seemed to have a problem with the sign that reads “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.”

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@CBS Programming idea: cut a deal with @EA to bring back NCAA basketball, pay college athletes for use of likeness, hire professional gamers to play games, air in place of cancelled March Madness. Lastly, pay me for idea.

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Shoot yourself in foot example of the day: Republicans adding repeal of healthcare individual mandate into tax reform.

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"PC load letter...what the f**k does that mean?" It's been one of those days.

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Kids look at these crayons...

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@JimIrsay 1) Manny P 2) Boston and Rondo 3) Union Rags 4) Kings

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@J_Flizzo Nightmare on Gurp Street...Friday the Gurpteenth

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@sportsguy33 A full column that took me 30 minutes to read and only 3 footnotes? Are you ill?...Keep up the good work.

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"Escalator temporarily stairs...sorry for the convenience..."

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@J_Flizzo Pumped up kicks is somebody I used to know when we were young... #f_mylife

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"Lemme ask you a question...how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?"

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Question: Why do all Chinese restaurants have the exact same pictures displaying their food?

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How the hell can I make my teammates better by practice?

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Sometimes I dream...that he is me...you've got to see that's how I dream to be...

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College baseball on TV...sweet action.