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These are the thoughts that kept me out of the good schools

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Clare: “The best is yet to come”

Bachelor Nation: “ya god damn right”

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@DrDisrespect Browns, baby!!

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@laurennicccole Nope

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Thomas: *exists*

Bachelor Nation:

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*Connor B “not worried” right now

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How Karl thinks he looks right now

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*All of us watching Lance Bass host for the first 5 mins*

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@bradley_markle @ericsteig @JuneauIcefield Appreciate it Brad! You’re an angel!

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We saw that butt grab, Michael! Hell yeah!!

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@ShockTop @katiethurston @laurennicccole What lies will you tell us next? You’re breaking hearts over here, @ShockTop

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@laurennicccole @ShockTop @ShockTop You’d better wake up the guys and gals in Research & Development. The masses have spoken.

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Me listening to a “motivational speaker” named Karl attempt to roll on people with ill intentions:

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I want fights dammit, it’s week 2, let’s get fired up boys, it’s Katie Fucking Thurston

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Greg: “....yeah, it feels so good to be here right now...”

Here right now:

[💖 Caroline Layne Tran💖 @carolaynetran]

let batman eat pussy

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All the guys after Connor B took the stage #TheBachelorette

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Holy shit, we’re back!
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Matt listening to Victoria defend herself
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Katie’s seat for the rest of this episode
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Did Anna and Chris Harrison go to the same Apology School?
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