all this chatter inquiring about the sandwich status of a hot dog neglects the real question we need to asking ourselves: has it really been a taco this entire time?
at a stage where my most frequent notification is my phone going into low power mode and i treat myself by buying coconut water with pineapple. i could say things get better but do things improve from here?
They're trying to tear it all down 'cause they can sense the cookout we're about to have in America. We've gotta fight for that cookout, y'all. I can smell it already. Will you meet me there?
i swear if the stat nerds that are taking over baseball (and trying to take over basketball) somehow sneak into music dissecting counterpoint i will riot