Brad Hoffman

I love harshtargs and feet

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

Asyncope is a good thing, right? I think I have it... 😱😱😱

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

How many calories does diet chocolate cake have? Ate two cakes and a tootsie roll pop #chefbobbyflay #howmanylicks #needinsulin #stat

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

Just ate 12 glucose tablets and a can of frosting... I don't feel so good 👱🏻👱🏻👱🏻

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

.@bhoffdoggerdpm is a fraud. He is impersonating me

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

#BaconDay? More like every day. #BaconDay2014

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

do u ever feel/
like a plastic egg/
hiding in the grass/
wanting to start again...

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

RT “@Arbys: Eggs? Hide them. Roast beef sandwich? Don't you dare.” Can I hide the eggs in my belly?

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

RT “@McDonalds: If Big Mac saved your life, you’d be grateful, but you’d still eat it.” love Big Mac mouth to mouth

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

#chocoholicsanonymous? Who needs to be anonymous? I want to scream I LOVE CHOCOLATE from a mountain top

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

You know what rhymes with Easter? Feaster... #food #yum #fatty #dbeets

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

#Dbeets...do you have it? @DaveVSDiego

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

The Diabetes wants CAKE!!!! Must EAT CAKE!!!!!

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

Beep beep boop beeeeeeep

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

I'm gonna start tweeting in morse code

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

#ladyprobz

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

So happy I'm eating like a Hobbit today #DIABEETUS

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

Hope I don't kill the patient today...if they have diabetes I've got this

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

Things I'm looking for in a woman.... Turners syndrome :)

[Applebee's Grill + Bar @Applebees]

Time to ring in the weekend!

[Brad Hoffman @Braddelhoff]

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