Bradley Canton

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

Don't be a pathetic piece of shit... Be Ready

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@CpBailly Pony!!!

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I just did a Tiger Woods style fist pump when I woke up from my blackout and saw my phone, keys, and wallet at my bedside.

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

Listening to Elvis. He knew what's up...

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Jason_Fonger7 @mdavismatt he was really 1/12 of a pound

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Jason_Fonger7 @mdavismatt that thing was big enough to swallow your pinkie finger

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Jason_Fonger7 @mdavismatt I can imagine after that trophy bass you caught

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Jason_Fonger7 "snap" Wet

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Jason_Fonger7 apparently no one cares either

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Kaitlynfuhs baby come back

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Kaitlynfuhs @Jason_Fonger7 don't make me put y'all in time out

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Kaitlynfuhs @DaviDMJKennedy @kateeee_92 no it's not!!!!!!

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Kaitlynfuhs fanks

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Kaitlynfuhs wuuuuuut?

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Kaitlynfuhs quit making up stories on twitter

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@DaviDMJKennedy I know right?

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

“@_CollegeHumor_: rt if u want a relationship like this ❤️ http://t.co/0Hl7TnQKhw”@Kaitlynfuhs

[Bradley Canton @BradleyCanton]

@Kaitlynfuhs @c_bagley1 I need a doctor right now 😵