Tanner Cobblebutt

Soccer Analyst. 29 y/o with 2 daughters. All Lives Matter. MAGA. Anti Vax. Pro Gun. Flat Earther. CR7, TB12, LH44 are the 🐐. Man Utd, USA, and Hawks fan.

[Tanner Cobblebutt @BradyGotNext]

@brfootball @CBSSportsGolazo USA got more trophy than England in the last 20 years. Maybe it really prove that this sport should've called "soccer" instead of "football"

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Ronaldo is built for big games:

4 preseason friendlies: 0 goals
3 Arab cup games: 3 Goals

Unreal 🔥

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@TheDunkCentral @Sportando Perfect pessi replacement

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Man city chokejob. This is proof why that treble was shady af. REAL WINNERS doesnt choke and let their guard down.

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@BBCSport This is definitely the biggest day for arsenal. Im so happy for them. Cant wait for the trophy parade

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@TheEuropeanLad AHAAHAHAHAHSHSHS

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@ManCity NO WAY????

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@ManCity AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA

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@xGPhilosophy 115 charges vs arsenal + referee you mean?

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@ManUtd @HannibalMejbri @Donny_beek6 Can we leave van de beek there

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@espn Dont care fuck FIFA

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@brfootball FUCK FIFA THAT WAS BLATANT CHEATING AT THE ENDING

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FIFA trying so hard to eliminate USA and giving Pessi his world cup we need Super League ASAP

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@ESPNFC FUCK FIFA WHAT WAS THAT?????

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@USWNT Arrest her

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MEGAN RAPINOE IS SOOOO USELESS PLEASE DONT LET HER PLAY ANYMORE

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Get rapinoe off my screen and she's useless

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@ManCity Excited to see you getting spanked as usual

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@ESPNFC We're too good for them tbh

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@USWNT @Visa VLATKO AND GREGG OUT HOW ARE WE EMPLOYED THESE FRAUDS IN NATIONAL TEAM

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@ESPNFC because maradona > messi