The umpire got hit in the nuts not once, not twice but three times in four innings. And not once did he think, maybe I should find a cup.
But the noise he made every time he got hit was the best. And I swear, I’m pretty sure someone said “he’s dead” on the very last one.
Funniest shit you’ll see today.
There is no such thing as "passive" income unless:
A) You already made a lot of money & can afford managment
OR
B) You inherited a lot of money
Buy/start a business you plan to operate OR buy a business that has an existing management team (at least $1M/year in profit).
I promise you, you CANNOT manage a cash flowing business with ZERO experience, from your mac, on your couch, 3 states away, 4 hours a week no matter how many MFM and Koerner Office podcasts you consume.
You cannot shortcut the process no matter what anyone trying to sell you something says.
Laundromats are hard
Window washing is hard
Healthcare is hard
Car washes are hard
Roofing is hard
Pest control is hard
Power washing is hard
Lawn care is hard
Epoxying garage floors is hard
Pool maintenance is hard
Vending machines are hard
Junk removal is hard
Bounce house rentals are hard
ATM routes are hard
AI services businesses are hard
But the beautiful thing is: YOU CAN PICK YOUR HARD
Do not pick something because you think it will be “easy”. That is a recipe for disaster (ask me how I know)
Nothing becomes “easy” until after it’s been really, really hard
Jeff Teague says he don’t think it’s been a guard better than Darryn Peterson coming into the NBA in the last decade:
“He’s 6’6 coming out of college like that. Anthony Edwards was cold, but he wasn’t like him…. 19 points at Georgia is not it, bro. Darryn Peterson, bro. These n****s trippin. Go look at Darryn Peterson numbers at Kansas, bro.”
(Via @club520podcast)
The rarest trait you will see from a rookie is elite level change of pace + touch because no prototype properly predicts it. This manifests as manipulating the game like a puppet master, to viewers.
Steph, Luka and KD are the only rookies we’ve seen demonstrate it at this level, this early. We just saw Jalen Brunson win a FMVP, and Shai win his second MVP, showcasing this skill set.
Peterson is a lock to win ROY if he can stay healthy. We are likely getting the first real look at Steph/Luka 2.0. Buckle up.
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Another thing I love about DP, is he has a little bit of “screw you” in him. Things that are NOT coincidental tonight: 1) This kind of a performance against a player people debated should have been drafted over him. 2) 12 assists to show people who doubted his turnovers last game, and to prove he is a playmaker for other players too.
Like, he knows what he’s doing. He enjoys giving the middle finger on the court.
"I feel like Darryn Peterson is going to be one of the best guards to play this season, even as a rookie."
@Darren_Collison highlights @Darryn_P1 of the @utahjazz, breaking down his performance in his first NBA Summer League game on The Association.