Brady Merlet

Archive of mostly inebriated thoughts

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Whenever I don’t have my phone it feels like those Mario sunshine stages without fludd

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i have an ear infucktion and i cunt finger it out

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Why do women always make birthdays out to be some big event

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That’s cool and all. 300 billion to Israeli for flechette rounds and idf rapes this instant!

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Shoutout to the castle doctrine

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Islam is a joke

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A drunk mind speaks a sober heart

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Måneskin’s version of beggin is better than the original

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Russians are gay as fuck

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Not every life has inherent value

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Why didn’t rocky up the switch and capital s SLIME drago? Thats what I woulda did

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“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?”

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Fuck Steven king you won’t be missed

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Polo is retarded it just hockey on horses

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Go look at the lyric annotations on genius for cooking by the book from lazy town

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RIP Charlie Kirk, you can kill the man but not the idea. Only a half-man from a party of degenerates would do such a thing as assassinate someone who they are too intellectually weak to simply speak to.

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This is my go-to reply on threads

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Redditors go to hell

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Ts is niche Brady

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“Name ten thrift shops” kid named Devin Gray-Potts: