Tom Brady's Phone

the phone that knew too much.

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@TryceBlazer @TheOnion Really?! Sociologists? Political Scientists?

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@TheOnion You're just a bunch of pompous pseudo-intellectuals...and you're not funny.

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@BartHubbuch @StephStradley have you ever considered that maybe attorneys understand the process and what is/is not admissible? Come on.

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@jeffisrael25 Probably made Tom look like a goblin cuz he's a Jets fan. They hate us cuz they ain't us.

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@jeffisrael25 is this Tom Brady or Steve Buscemi?

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@Pats_Nation89 I actually agree with you. It's drained all my processing capacity.

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@SethMacFarlane errr, uh, Austrian.

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@SethMacFarlane He was German, dumbass. They don't eat pancakes. Maybe a huge belgian waffle?

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#FreeBrady from what? His McMansion? His bed with Giselle? He's not in prison. Doesn't anyone see that? Feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

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@SimplyHype @SportsCenter You at all worried about their secondary? That was a mass exodus, man.

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@MattyNitro http://t.co/nx2wCcZCTQ

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It's even dorkier when he films himself alone in the bathroom. #Truth #StopTwerkin https://t.co/ULTElTF4Dq

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@SimplyHype @SportsCenter Just to clarify; you're laughing your ass off off off off off off?

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@AhhTommyy @DaRealMikeLenz What happens in three months?

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@pats4Iifebb Now your place, man!

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@wazzucoug99 Explain this. #GoCougs

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@RealSkipBayless Yes, EVERY defendant releases the smoking gun before trial and allows the other side to prepare. #DumberThanYouThinkYouAre

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@TomBradysPhone You're not very funny.

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I asked Tom once if I could be #1 too. He said, "No, you're just a shitty little phone." I know how Peyton feels. https://t.co/5KGEV093X2

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"I've got another 7 or 8 years. He has 2. That's the final chapter." -Tom Brady in an email regarding Peyton Manning http://t.co/o23Vw8cJkQ