b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady

Brady XCX

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

You have six minutes to Send this to 27 acquaintances
or Scrappy Doo will emerge from the control center in your chest, where he has been for your entire life, puppetting your every move

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

Like the native tracker guy in old movies who would put his ear to the ground and know how far away the enemy was...

But a guy who sits on a toilet seat and knows how long it’s been, in minutes, since the last person used it, based on warmth

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

Podcast series where I go around and interview moms about what they can remember from when they all used to watch the smash hit NBC drama This Is Us

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

AAAAA time to turn 🆙 everybody SB2K21 about to be lit
Fun in the sun, nothing but hot babes, cold brewskis, and sandy beaches all week 😎🤙👙🌴🌴🍹

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

Anyways

I’m fine,
how was your day?

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

Wisconsin Sports will always leave ye as but a sorrow-filled husk

The very same universal elements found in stardust, which once made us, now crumble into nothing but empty shells

Why Must We Continue To Forget This

Shall we yet go on with hope, only to cause greater despair?

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

logging on to the bird to post:

“ they should call them Raymond noodles, cause everybody loves em! ”

Ok that’s it for me, thank you all so much for having me✌️

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

Guys, I think we need to STOP practicing social distancing

I feel like it’s about time to actually start doing it for real now!
😅💯🙈🤣😂🤣🙊🆘☝️

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

Watching Podcasts with the Sound Off

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

if i ever have the 🔒 next to my name on here

it’s not because i’ve made my account private while job searching...

it will be because i just played some solid perimeter D in a pick up basketball game & i would like all of my followers to know i was a lockdown defender🖐 #clamps

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

@Rosie_01234

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

KEVIN MCCALISTER BE LIKE
🖼Buzz, your girlfriend, Woof🤢 this and 🖼Buzz, your girlfriend, Woof🤢 that

when he should have said “Buzz, Your Girlfriend WOuld feel more valued as a partner if you displayed her photo instead of stashing it away in a box on your shelf”
🤦‍♂️☝️👩‍❤️‍👨🎄🚪💯

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

REFEREES BE LIKE 📢4th & Goal🏈 this and 📢4th & Goal🏈 that

but won’t set Forth & accomplish the Goals in their own lives
😔🙇☹️🧎‍♂️😓🤦‍♀️😿🔕🙌🏁

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

REFEREES BE LIKE 📢4th & Goal🏈 this and 📢4th & Goal🏈 that

but won’t set Forth & accomplish the Goals in their own lives
😔🙇☹️🧎‍♂️😓🤦‍♀️😿🔕🙌🏁

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

PRIESTS BE LIKE 😏kiss the bride👰 this and 😏kiss the bride👰 that

how about we ask for a little something called CONSENT first bro jeez... Stop trying to coerce me
💍🙅‍♀️💋🤬🔞👿🚩🤵⛪️

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

Top 10 Romantic First Date Ideas

#7: Engaing in the two-man rule to achieve the launch of a successful nuclear strike

You and your s/o can experience the thrill of simultaneously inserting your launch keys to ensue a non- accidental or malicious firing

Let that sucker fly!

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

Some of y’all never underwent extensive emergency facial reconstruction surgery after bearing your teeth and looking your pet chimpanzee in the eye for too long during mating season triggering him to go into a bezerk rampage, and it SHOWS

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

CBD?
More like, See Me Pee
Because I KNOW you spelt icup as a kid 🤣🤣

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

PRIESTS BE LIKE 😏kiss the bride👰 this and 😏kiss the bride👰 that

how about we ask for a little something called CONSENT first bro jeez... Stop trying to coerce me
💍🙅‍♀️💋🤬🔞👿🚩🤵⛪️

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

BABIES BE LIKE 💦waaahhhhhh👶 this and 💦waaahhhhhh👶 that

like what do you think you are? Jimmi Hendrix’s 1967 VOX Wah Wah guitar effects pedal®️???
🧢🤣🎸🤪⚡️🖐🗣

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

Why is it 4am
Seriously wtf

Gotta be the worst hour
F-tier hour for sure

It happens everyday and NO ONE CARES
Like “oh, it’s 4am again?” 🚫 Dont Care!!

Why do we even still have this one???

If it were entirely up to me, we would go straight from 3am to 5am
😤🖐

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

☝️👆☝️👆☝️👆☝️👆☝️👆☝️👆
Make this do DUMMY numbers!!!
@TheEllenShow @elonmusk @pewdiepie @bts_bighit @BTS_twt @kanyewest @KimKardashian @CaucasianJames @Zendaya @TheAcademy @TheRealOJ32 @realDonaldTrump @DalaiLama @HammerFist3 @Wendys @SophieT @GMA

[b⃣bᵇⓑɮᏰ๖b҉b̳b̾b͓̽🅱rady @BradyT137]

hello, has any body ever heard of this? It is The Game Of Thrones
I think that it is pretty cool. to do
#book #television

anyways, I think that I am going to go eat a snack now
#doritos #onecoolranchdorito