Braeburn ~ 🍎

WELCOME TA’ APPLELOOSA! 🍎 Earth pony, professional orchard tour guide, and Applejack’s cooler cousin. Yes, the hat stays on Durin this Twitter thang. 🤠🤠

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

WELL, HOWDY, HOWDY, HOWDY EVERYPONY!!!
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[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@realism_cynical First off , Mah’ flank ain’t just magically raised . Ain’t there a chair Right there N’ front of yer’ eyes ?

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@The_MainChester J-jeez , Calm yer’ Behind Big Mac

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Yall wanna See Big Mac when he was just a little Colt ? , Hehehe ~ ! look at em Just adorable lookin he is ~ !!💛

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Well ponyfolk, yall already know tha’ drill , Im off ta’ catch Some Zs 💤

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@LunaMoon0v @SpikeyDragon420 Y-yall folks’ just have a good time ah’ guess 🫩

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@SpikeyDragon420 @LunaMoon0v Nevermiind . . .

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@LunaMoon0v @SpikeyDragon420 Ya’d probably assume it’s bad or wrong right ? , but no, they’re actually getting help from a chiropractor cause of a dislocated waist , See ma’ point ?

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@LunaMoon0v @SpikeyDragon420 Fer’ example , what’s the first thought if somepony said’ “Ah’m gettin pounded from behind” ?

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@LunaMoon0v @SpikeyDragon420 Uh Ma’am, y-yer’ not listenin’ ah’ didn’t say there wasn’t anything wrong with the little bud ridin yer’ back ! , ah’ only said how yer’ sayin it

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@LunaMoon0v @SpikeyDragon420 Ohohoh no that’s all wrong ! , Ah’ don’t have a problem if the little bud’s on yer’ back ! Ah’ think it seems quite fun ! , but the way yer’ wordin it is makin it a tad bit uncomfortable fer’ me ?

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@SpikeyDragon420 @LunaMoon0v Don’t ya find “Dominating my back while he rides me all day” a slight bit intimate to ya’ ?

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@LunaMoon0v @SpikeyDragon420 . . . . Please , fer’ your sake , Stop wordin’ it like that

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@LunaMoon0v @SpikeyDragon420 Ma’am , ima need ya’ to realize what you’ve worded ?

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@SproutMLP @LunaMoon0v Calm yer’ eyebrows , lookin like ah’ called ya’ somethin threatenin

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@SproutMLP @LunaMoon0v OOH ~ ! , It’s you agai — wait , Tha’ Princess Sat n’ Yer’ Face ??

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@Country_Apple Sorry can’t hear ya ! , Ah’m already gettin busy Noogie-in Youuuu ~ !!💛

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@twilightLBBH Ah’ really hope they learn ta’ dull em , Just imagine if they accidentally pierced somepony with it, U-Uugh it makes me shiver

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@Country_Apple Ah’ promise it won’t be much Rough ! :D

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@twilightLBBH Ah’ wonder how sharp The princess’s Horn is , it’s startin ta’ look like it was sharpened with them pencil sharpners

[Braeburn ~ 🍎 @BraeburnMLP]

@Country_Apple O - okay ! , how bout ah’ noogie ya now ? , so ya’ won’t beat me up with horse shoes again