Braeden Masterson

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

I’m as good at math as a rock is good at eating a grilled cheese sandwich

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

@Embracethagrace

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

@G_Martin16 I owe it all to it being the last thing in my freezer

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

Wow I lost 1 pound on nutrisystem this stuff really works!!! Stay tuned for before and after pics

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Pelosi wants to take 30 Billion Dollars away from our great Farmers. Can’t let that happen!

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

I wish I could’ve taken how to talk to women 101 instead of Spanish in high school. But I probably would’ve failed that too

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

Seems like a lot of people caught the stupid in 2020

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

#Sweepstakes

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

LAW & ORDER!

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

#Sweepstakes

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

#Sweepstakes

[Jared Wade @Jared_Wade]

Drinking alone last week
- depressing
- antisocial
- i "have a problem"

Drinking alone today at 11 am
- conscientious
- courageous
- saving your nana's life

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

@abbzpottz1221 Oh golly thank you so much with your faith In me I can make it!!

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

Who took all the damn jacks pizza??? My fat ass is gonna starve!!!!

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

@abbzpottz1221 Why is this happening to me🔫 if they run out of beer I fear I won’t make it though the week.

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

The key to surviving this virus is simple. First you get a glass of orange juice and then next pour vodka in it. The orange juice will boost your immune system and the alcohol will kill the virus. Happy surviving and hope you don’t run out of toilet paper.

[Braeden Masterson @BraedenMasters1]

Years of nerf battles and call of duty has transformed me into what can only be explained as a real life Captain America. Enemies of freedom beware