The marmaduke

All Girls are the same - Tupac - member of Slough Truckers Union my best friends in the whole world are Stuart and Richard Will fight for what is mine

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@R43LG4NGST3R Cecil Leslie this is your final notice you have been warned time and time again to stop ordering shipments of uranium to my home my wife is 7 months pregnant and you are putting her and the whole neighbourhood at risk this I’m going to have to alert @TVP_Slough about this

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@Fizzers_ Idk who you are but I’ll have u know I am a member of a CIA black ops reconnaissance unit and I will not accept this communist propaganda on my feed and I will slit your throat without a second thought you have been warned.

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

Guys I have found the courage in my heart to say this I finally have the confidence to share it …. I have a 3 inch penis and still like pineapple on pizza

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@KPJakoby shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@KPJakoby @offdaric Last time I heard it got bit off in Iraq during a gay orgy

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

Why so serious?!

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@R43LG4NGST3R I HATE YOU!

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@R43LG4NGST3R how’s sleeping in your car going heard it got broken into 🤣🤣🤣🤣 all your possessions are gone🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@KPJakoby Wow 🤩

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

Me gripping my 12 gauge tighter as the skin Walker disguised as my 4 year old child gets closer to the door

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

“Do you put the balls in the condom to?” Thomas Shelby

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@KPJakoby Your wife died of a cum over dose after her orgy

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy” Me

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@R43LG4NGST3R @InsulateLove I’m gonna do a burn out on your crotch with my truck

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@KPJakoby And your daughter

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@KPJakoby And your wife

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@KPJakoby And you couldn’t stop your daughter getting raped you pathetic retroactive cunt bag

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

Me when a detective questions me about the sudden disappearance of a work colleague

[The marmaduke @BraedenMunt2]

@KPJakoby was a drinker and a fiend and one night he goes off crazier than usual @StuartL39730803 got a knife to defend himself he didn’t like that not… one… bit he takes the knife he turns to me and says why so serious he comes at me with the knife “why so serious”