Tom Petulant

bass pro shop pyramid enthusiast

[桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai @Sora_Sakurai]

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[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

When I was 12 I owned a VHS that had a Charlie Brown promo with a guy who very clearly said “penis videos” instead of “peanuts videos” and I replayed it so many times I broke the tape.

I just digitized an old copy, tell me this dude didn’t know EXACTLY what he was doing lmao

[Out of Context WKUK @OoCWKUK]

5 years ago on this day, Trevor Moore sadly passed away and the world lost a creative genius that was Trevor. Despite him no longer being with us and was gone too soon, he still lives on in our hearts and minds through his comedic talent that he left behind for us.

[Lucy 🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @filmlovinglucy]

This is What the Moving Pictures are all about

[Bryn, Muppet Enthusiast @Brynbikes]

https://t.co/4nop0fmlGX

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A 31-year-old doctor just won his first major Super Smash Bros. Melee tournament with Peach

lloD has been competing longer than his Grand Finals opponent, RapMonster, has been alive

[Dr. lloD @lloD74]

GOML 2026 Melee Champion 🏆

[Thag Simmons @d_h_sanders]

There is some kind of mass psychosis that has convinced millions of people that the United States was the only country in the world that enacted protective measures in response to the global pandemic that occurred in 2020

[Margaret Kimberley @freedomrideblog]

"Then I followed the money and the lead investor behind Flock also funds an Israeli company that can hack cameras and change the footage."

[Tom Petulant @BrafSSBM]

@OliverALarkin Thats wassup keep it goin brother

[Tom Petulant @BrafSSBM]

Just got a box of extra toasty cheezits that is literally a box of regular cheezits please turn the heat up i beg of you i love you so much it doesnt have to be like this @cheezit

[Tom Petulant @BrafSSBM]

Potatoes are a canvas for self expression

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

he's totally right through this whole clip but it's the last couple seconds that really elevate it lol

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

If you think that this is just something for fun, you are beyond stupid. Rewriting history will be easier when you can make fake AI footage to back it up. A new Orwellian nightmare reality.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

This is your friendly reminder that whatever you think about Dr Fauci, the President of the United States at the time told you to inject bleach.

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

You were vaccinated. Multiple times. How do I know?

Because I cooked an event you attended in early 2022. The venue’s policy was: if you wanted to attend unmasked, you had to be vaccinated (this didn’t stop until April that year at this venue). You also had to RSVP well in advance and provide a negative COVID test before the event. So if you were there, you met those requirements. But by all means, keep bullshitting.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Ask yourself why the sudden obsession with Fauci now, all in lock step? What are they trying to distract from now? The shitshow in Iran? The economic decline at home? Still no full Epstein files? Trump’s corruption?

[Cory Archibald @CMArchibald]

The craziest thing about this chart is that the price hike all goes back to when food producers realized they could use COVID to artificially inflate prices and people would just keep paying it because they have to eat and then nobody ever stopped them or held them accountable.

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you trust RFK Jr. but not Dr. Fauci, you’re a fucking idiot.