Brago

I am a dog.

[Anthony Balbo @SpuriusAntonius]

Firetongue is a classic fantasy tale:
-Cult builds temple
-Temple releases magical disease
-Disease ravages the land
-Princess and Warrior come together to destroy temple
Firetongue packs epic adventure, coming of age, and found family #PitMad #ya #fantasy

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

This book would only be made better with more borks.

[Anthony Balbo @SpuriusAntonius]

Raised by the winged beings who saved him, Torren must avenge his homeland
In the wake of loss, Eriadne is given a vital task by a herald of the gods
The two join forces to destroy the origin of the magical disease that has taken everything from them
#PitMad #ya #fantasy

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

I’ve been away for quite some time, but I had to learn dog accounting. The humans need help. #DogAccounting #NewProfilePic

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

Birthday sprawl. I prefer all gifts to be hand delivered. Thank you. 🎂🎂🎂

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

The humans finally gave me my own room!

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

Now I got street cred.

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

Only one dog can save Hell’s Kitchen. #daredevildog

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

WHAT’S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

A watched pot never boils, but I don’t want what’s in the pot. I want that chicken. #doginthekitchen

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

I got all of my Christmas shopping done last night. I don’t actually know what Christmas is, but sleep now.

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

ME: “My favorite yoga position is the sploot.”
HUMAN: “Not the downward dog?”
ME: “NO. THE SPLOOT.”

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

@WhereisDarwin Good human!

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

Hello everyone!

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

Mom said not to sit on the couch, but maybe if I act super cute, she’ll change her mind...

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

@SpuriusAntonius No.

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

@WhereisDarwin I should join the competition. I’ve been looking for way to refine my pastry making skills.

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

Humans are so good at underestimating dogs. My people often joke about telling me to get a job. Truth is I could get one, but I’ll keep playing them instead. #lazydayeveryday

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

I think for dinner I’ll have some nice tv remote with a side of flip-flop.

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

@elenalovesgames Oh my...

[Brago @BragoDoggo]

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