M'Buraha

Slow But Smart Thinker. 0798387138
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[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

Degrees do not equate to intelligence and critical thinking.

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

SAM KERR BECOMES CHELSEA'S ALL-TIME WSL TOP GOALSCORER!!!! 🔥

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Hii kenya mtu ukizaliwa nikama unakuanga already na skills za weather forecasting kwa damu

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

They said when black people be on time it means they not staying long 😭😭😭😭

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

“Mimi sishughuliki na mambo ya wakoloni. Walituumiza sana. Mimi ni mtu ya hapa”- Riggy G when asked whether he supports Arsenal or Man United.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Pesa ndio Wanawake huwa wanaita 'Attention.' Wewe endelea kupiga simu every hour kama Foreman

[BOSCO 🐕🎀🎖️™️ @boscokim_]

My great great grandfather carried Jesus

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

“Tomorrow is my birthday, Gas yangu imeisha na bro mdogo aliumwa na mwewe, mum alikanyagwa na mbuzi alafu Shosh amemeza jembe, pia unakumbuka Jayden alibebwa na mbu jana”

[Sparta @__Mamosh1]

Ata uwekele bet na wifi ya kanisa panga ni ule ule

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

our childhood was soo cooked....nilimea nikijua Micheal Jackson alidedi juu alijaribu kutoka illuminati shetani akammada live live😭😂

[Kaolan Wongsawat @Mwanakenyah]

@IamBrian___ @__hezroniii @acecrypt01 @AmbrosMr_ @ant1_bruno3 @bigdihhintown @breyshiks_827 @Clintonio10 @Burukkynboy1 @brook_timbe @dansilly_ke Madhe: Wacha kufinyafinya hizo avocado hivo.
Me: Basi nichagulie yenye imeiva, kama wewe.
Madhe: 👇

[KIUNJURI @Alexiirander]

Kukojoa ukiwa na boner is an underrated skill,, it should be added in the CV.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

hio hate ya huyo dem wa bangi ni forced....huyo hananga ubaya na mtu,,,just living her life.

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

You think you love them until it's time to clean up their Vomit,help them shower when they're sick,and hold them at 3 a.m while they're going Crazy and crying like a baby.

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Fact…

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Kanjo wa kiambu nao hujiona kenya army sana mamae!

[EL NAVI @KWPFIVE]

Food is not the only source of energy for Humans.
It has been proven again and again and again.
But you're not aware.

Did you know if you only ate fruits and vegetables diet alone you wouldn't need to drink water.
Just like the fucking rabbit 🐰🐇.
We only drink water because of our diet,dry foods,wheat and seeds,meat too requires you to drink lots of water.

Am not here to tell anyone what to eat or what not to eat,am way passed that.
As a matter of fact, if you can balance both diets you're better off that those who go extremely on one diet.

Am here to tell you that we eat because we know no other way to restore our energy back, that's it.
But history has showed us that its possible to harvest the aether and the energy of the sun and convert it to ATP.

Giri Bala went for 50yrs without both food or water.
Let that sink in..................

Breathe in, hold for 5secs, then breath out.

Imagine kutoka akiwa miaka 12 and 4months, she Never put anything in her mouth,she instead used advanced man yoga practices that channeled cosmic energy and she also exposed herself to a lot of sunlight to sustain her physical body.

Watu kama hawa ndo wakidedi,body zao zinaendanga hadi miezi before they even start the process of decaying.
Wewe ukidedi sahi, after siku ya pili,ya tatu hatuwezi kaa kwa hiyo nyumba.
😂😂😂.

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

If you're in the wrong direction, speed is not an advantage

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Tuko unemployed but huwezi pata tumezungaka mzinga moja watu faef...

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Be careful of people who seek constant crowds ,they are nothing alone.