Braidan Makeef

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Once in a lifetime chance to drink on company property. I will be taking advantage of this opportunity

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@capone_grandson

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Like genuinely what the fuck is this

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Jason Kelce interviewing competitors during the Par 3 contest? This guy just does whatever he wants now. Gotta respect it

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One for PAB interviews and one for the dawgs #DaddyLarson

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$1 domestics for union night. Can I teach her alcohol safety by blacking out?

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Sister’s alcohol resume is one white claw as a freshman in college. Hockey game w/ cheap beer into wine and cheesecake night is ahead. Have to do my duties as an older brother

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Bears to Wolf Lake Indiana are we being deadass??

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Why am I teaching these 2 how to drink. Day 3 and we’re down for the count. Someone sub in from the bench

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My 3 hottest takes from binging stranger things in a month:

Nancy Wheeler FUCKING SUCKS. Crazy narcissist vibes and always wants to be the hero. FUCK HER

Russia’s incorporation ROCKED. Great character development for Hopper and many others

Erica Sinclair deserves more hype

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Why did I never know they play up Jenkins down Jenkins in the office. #expand

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Mid work day lift and shower is next level. My coworkers have not seen me for an hour and a half. They wondering why my meeting is taking so long and I’m doing helicopters for pay. Life is good

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A certain Musselman teacher just connected with me on LinkedIn. I now understand the hype. It is a great Monday

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Frank ocean not releasing more music is both incredibly frustrating and respectable. I would also get my bag up and dip, but blonde is too good to not try to replicate

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Four easy eddy’s down at a work event I drove to. Not a dollar spent. Name anything better

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That was definitely a girl that just walked into my liberal corporate men’s bathroom…

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On a boat with a Michelob lime in hand and Bruno mars top hits on radio. I might just cheer for the thunder on Sunday @fein4bean

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Drinking free company coffee to purposefully shit on company time is a huge fleece that is not being talked about enough

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Just tried corporate coffee for the first time and almost shit my pants 5 minutes later. Imagine my face when the first bathroom I find is closed for cleaning. Almost left a present for the accounting dept.

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@jakebuttclub God heard me and I spent my afternoon in a 2 hour 1 on 1 about my next project getting info spewed at me. My head hurts and I need a beer

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Entering hour 4 and I have sent 2 teams messages, received nothing back, and done every daily game known to man. Bout to rip chess if I get nothing after lunch