speedboi69

i have so much to share

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Weird development: coworkers who are engaged asking me to go for drinks without other people there.

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A certain irony in that "help" is "aider"

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Lmfao no way nuge

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Who had roxette's listen to your heart in the 'first song to make braidon cry' pool

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Is it me you're looking for?

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I'm certain that somewhere, the world's smallest violin is playing just for me 🎵🎵🎵

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Welcome to hell idiot

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Ohhh it's the little things you miss, like waking up all alone

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Honestly, bin

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Girl at the show told me we can't fuck but that she wants to cuddle tonight

#jackpot

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I'd fuck a single mom no doubt in my mind

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Gotta habit of overstating my importance

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We hoped for the best and it turned out like always

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How the fuck am I sad I demand an answer

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Pretty fucking stupid that that cash me outside girl couldn't lend some boobs to people who are grown ups

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I'm not "drinking on a Monday". I'm "building my alcohol tolerance".

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Becoming a piece of shit

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Love too swipe left on girls that I already had sex with

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