Brailey Hirsche

It could happen.

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

Pronouns: Hir/sche

[Scott Erlendson @ScottE12]

When I was a kid my favourite movie was 61*

Its about Roger Maris hitting 61 home runs in 1961.

Exactly 61 years later, this just happened 8 feet in front of me. 61

#CantScriptBaseball

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

New season airing soon.

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

If you want to see blonde mullets and 3 American guys barely attempting a French accent, The Last Duel is the movie for you

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

The real pandemic is the amount of dudes holding a dead deer in their dating profile photo.

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

I think about how similar these 3 look way too often. #DavidKrumholtz #JakeJohnson #OscarIsaac

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

I just rediscovered how amazing the old Avril Lavigne was and damn... My entire middle school years flashed before my eyes. Life is weird.

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

#BobaFett

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

@ScottE12 I must be real fucking smart then😎

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

People with high IQs tend to drink more alcohol

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

@TeerinBowden I could see why you’d think that considering it’s so spot on💁🏼‍♀️😉 but no I did not haha

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

Could never find a keychain or necklace with my name on it as a kid but getting a great review from Urban Dictionary can undo that trauma. #UniqueNameProblems

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

@nathanbgill That joke had breadth to it

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

Messy buns are the bane of my existence.

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

Nothing like going into the board game store in the mall to get me in the Christmas spirit!

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

Why do the best songs always have to play as soon as I’m about to get out of my vehicle?

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

Get a load of this.

[Euronews Earth @euronewsgreen]

⚡️Sperm is being used to create an eco-friendly alternative to plastic⚡️

By @euronewsgreen
https://t.co/iDTkOwI1Ob

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

“…The best thing since wet bread.” #Stuffing

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

The way Jared Leto is still pushing so hard for his Joker to be released, it better be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

Needing to drive with the window down at 10pm in November… that is luxury.

[Brailey Hirsche @BraileyHirsche]

I’ve taken athleticism to a new level: getting tennis elbow from swinging around a Wii remote.