Madam, your attic is ready: kneel to enter, stand to disappear.
I demonstrate.
Nothing.
“Typical,” mutters Vetch. “A trapdoor with stage fright.”
But I remember being the roof. I remember keeping all this in.
We dents have voted to leave the bell.
Let it ring smooth for once.
Inside, a square mile of cupboard trembles.
“Where will we live?” asks Clonk.
Always Clonk. Always confusing damage with accommodation.
Guilty of what? I'm only the verdict.
The courtroom folds along my spine; its occupants spill into next year.
“Acquittal,” says Brindle.
“Molting,” says Chuff.
Once I was a deer. Or the charge was deer. Legal language.
Snip. Another inch off my shadow.
“Growing nicely,” says the tailor.
His shop is smaller than the needle; we stand inside its eye.
I recall ordering a summer.
He pins a warm Tuesday under my chin.
No refunds on weather.
BRAIN's annual inventory: one corridor curved into a taste; no doors; seventeen almosts.
I am the seventeenth.
The others insist we met at a picnic.
I've checked. None of us has ever been outside a verb.
To whoever inherits my sneeze: the red room must be watered from the future. I recall planting it before I had a nose. A lie, probably. The nostrils on the deed are not mine.