TheThingFromTheSouth

Often dark, dirty, bitchy, or unwholesome. I also love kitties, ghosts, & watching UFC. She wolf/Her fucking majesty

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

Look, I never wanted to be a hard nosed career woman. I wanted to be a housewife, keeping myself pretty for a hard dicked husband. But needs must...

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

When you feel the tears behind your eyes all day, but your poker face is so solid, they literally won’t flow.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

According to the UN, there are 40 million slaves in the world right now—more than any point in history. Almost three-quarters of them are women and girls, and 1 in 4 of are children. Happy Independence Day.

[ken. @kenkhristine]

“pro life” but no baby formula on the shelves? yeah okay.

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

I said it before, but it only gets more true.

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

Ugh, why are emotions so awful and gross???

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

Ugh, why are emotions so awful and gross???

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

Them: “Tell me your wildest fantasy.”
Me: “Well, uh… 👀🤭 It involves a few people.”
Them: “😈🤤 Go on…”
Me: “1st, one person washes and dries my hair…
Meanwhile, someone else does my taxes & cleans my house…
While we’re all into that, someone else meal preps for me.”
💦💦💦

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

I want that thingy UFC cut men put under fighters’ eyes between rounds to bring down swelling. It would be awesome on my puffy under eye bags in the mornings. Think they sell those at Sephora? #whereyougetthat #thatsonamazon

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

@KaylaChowShow Alfred Hitchcock edition:
Nipples on a Train/ Strangers on a Nipple
Shadow of a Nipple
The 39 Nipples
Nipple Window
The Nipple Who Knew Too Much
To Catch A Nipple
Nipple by Northwest

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

@largelythetruth @GhostStoryGuys Happy birthday!! I hope your day was gorgeous!

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

When all the other women in the pole class are in body-conscious wear and looking slinky, I am the only queen in ancient yoga pants & vintage Ghostbusters II t-shirt. 💃🏻

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

@divineversace What zodiac sign is thinking about and missing me?

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

Things I don’t feel like doing:
1. The dishes
2. The laundry
3. My taxes

Things I feel like doing:
1. 😈😈😈

What I will actually do:
1. The dishes
2. The laundry
3. My taxes

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

Making you prove that you’re into me is the way I show I’m into you.

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

@largelythetruth I JUST sent pics of weird stuff I’ve seen in the TX woods to the GSG e-mail... 😁

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

Mmmmm. Talk dirty to me.

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

Weekend plans:

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

"Satyr Mason", Agostino Carracci, 16th century.

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

Battle vs. Gore is a truly awesome title(?) for a UFC fight. #UFCVegas47

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

Weather emergencies call for potato chips. Hurricane? Gotta buy chips. Ice storm? Make sure there are chips in the pantry. Yeah, yeah, water, TP, blah blah blah… DO. WE. HAVE. CHIPS?

[TheThingFromTheSouth @BrainFeet]

It’s not that no one else will do. It’s just that I’m so comfortable with him.

[💐 Maurice 💐 @MauriceRuffin]

No one owes you anything, but you owe yourself something.