Chetan Kale

A well known expert on Nothing | Tweets are just to overcome boredom 🥱 |

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Sach bolu to yaar… #NEET protest ka thoda FOMO to ho raha hai. 😂

Reason is in your IG feed….😅

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Is there anyone in India who got their #Passport without at least one unnecessary plot twist…?

Because getting one without drama feels statistically impossible.

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Now that #ChatGPT and #Copilot are integrated into workplaces, it’s high time for @Outlook to introduce a character limit on emails.

Or companies should start allowing “reading emails” as an official task in timesheets. Honestly, every email feels like a mini novel these days.

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After the grand success of removing mobiles, trimmers, wallets, belts, shoes, and laptops…

Waiting for the day they ask us to take out our liver, kidney, lungs and the motherboard, battery & keyboard from laptops all in the name of Airport Security Checks.

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My mother after watching 100 recipes on YouTube & 1,000 cooking reels on Instagram ….

“खिचडीच करते मग आज….😌”

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Bangalore people should never complain about traffic and increased rent, Until they have @RameshwaramCafe to serve them….

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@Yazzz07 @IRCTCofficial @eCateringIRCTC Few months back i had same issue...it must be Nagpur Pune express....in the morning we was supposed to reach pune and we reached Itarasi....our 12 hours journey lasts for nearly 33 hours...it was tough but we met really good peoples in the coach so it wasn't boring 😉

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#Pune Monsoon is so simple...

1) It will rain like hell whenever...

a) U have to go out for any urgency.
b) U are going or coming from office/College.

2) There will be no rain...

a) Whenever U are at home or office having no plan to go out.
b) Whenever U will wear raincoats..

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The art of self talking is just awesome, It boost your confidence in real life conversations and makes you a better narrator.....

Untill someone catches you doing that....😐

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I understand how difficult it is to create everything from scratch, But that doesn't mean that you should not value your loyal customers who believes in you people when ur scooter was not even on road and was not even ready.

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Hello @suhasrajkumar @ShreshthMishra @SimpleEnergyEV A big thank you for fooling us for such a long time, I booked your scooter and waited for it, I even told my sister to go by walk to office just because we have to wait for #simpleone , And at the end what we got...?

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And now when the prices are increased for all electric vehicles the dream of owning a electric scooter came to end, And here i am now visiting showroom to buy IC engine scooter. All thanks to @suhasrajkumar @ShreshthMishra @SimpleEnergyEV 🙏🏻

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P in this famous logo stands for Patna...
#patnajunction

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Sometime we want this TIME to pass quickly.😐
Sometime we want this TIME to pause and stay for forever.....😉

This #Time is a mixed blessing.

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& the fact is Time never heal anything.....

It just forces you to live with the same pain & you master it...😉

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It is not necessary to talk to your favourite person everytime....

U can simply listen to their playlist & that's kind of a therepy for me....😉

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Journey keeps life going....🤗

But journey from being the most dialled number for years to just an another contact number in list....😐

The hardest one which no one should ever do....🤞🏼

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Bollywood movie is not even able to hold their audience for 3 hours in theaters....😕

Then there come #Maharashtra Politics.... Holding whole India's attraction even after a week & still full of surprises....🤯