Jordan Bair

I'm just making jokes and playing videogames until everything goes dark.

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

I'm smart enough to know just how dumb I am and it's fucking infuriating.

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

In an alternate universe, Billy Mays is airing infomercials for NFT's right now and that's a beautiful fact.

[marceline @PenisWright]

failed the bdsm test

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

@hannelizab When does season 3 drop

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

@DeadByBHVR Imagine you're home alone and you hear the chase theme start

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

Why does the Huntress hate throwing hatchets in loops?

Cause it's a miss. Anna miss. Anna miss. Anna miss.

[Dead by Daylight @DeadbyDaylight]

Tfw we made yet another terrible pun for #InternationalJokeDay 😶

Give us some of your fave DbD jokes below 👀 Here are ours:

Why does the Wraith feel so familiar?
He kind of rings a bell.

Why is Claudette such a good teammate?
She gives a lot of Morel support.

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

There's something odd about that clown killer, but I don't think I'll be able to put my finger on it. Even if I wanted to 😱

[Dead by Daylight @DeadbyDaylight]

Tfw we made yet another terrible pun for #InternationalJokeDay 😶

Give us some of your fave DbD jokes below 👀 Here are ours:

Why does the Wraith feel so familiar?
He kind of rings a bell.

Why is Claudette such a good teammate?
She gives a lot of Morel support.

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

@DeadByBHVR Just maxed out Nemesis, I gotta keep working on my Leon bro 😱😱

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

@ricomode_ @Wizard101 Bro Avalon and Dragonspyre do not belong in the same tier 😷😷😷

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

@_kenziefrenzy Are these from the same video

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

I work at a smoke shop and I've been saying happy holidays to everybody who has come in today

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

I wanna buy ad space on pornhub, post normal selfies, and see how many people ask where they know me from in the ensuing weeks.

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

Y'all I can't handle discussion posts anymore. These people cannot fucking read and are dumb.

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

"What I need you to do is resist the urge to be who you are."

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

@steveo My man looks ready to fight God in 2006

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

THEYRE NOT LETTING THE PROFESSOR TALL THEYRE JUST SHITTING ON MIDICHLORIANS

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

It took literally two minutes on zoom for my literature and film class to turn into a starwars politics discussion I love college

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

Some guy called Rey's (Anakin's) saber "The Youngling Slayer 9000"

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

"How do I block this bitch on Spotify"

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

Just saw a Subaru with the license plate "SUB UWU". Nice.

[Jordan Bair @Brainetic107]

"stress is free caffeine without the calories"