you take cold showers because you saw an inspirational video on shorts
i take cold showers because there’s no running hot water in this bumfuck ass broke ass third world country
we are not the same
sorry, cant enter australia.
i was detained by the wildlife service during my fifth day of forcing lyrebirds to listen to linkin park and bruhmomentsoundeffect.mp3 and was subsequently deported for violating the biodiversity conservation act
THIS IS THE WIRE FOR 2300 ZULU, PRECEDENCE IS ROUTINE. INFORMATION CUTOFF IS 2200.
BOTTOM LINE UP FRONT: KIEV DEFENSES CRITICAL FOLLOWING 5TH TACTICAL NUCLEAR DETONATION. IRGC INTERCEPTS 9TH VENUSIAN SLIME TANKER. MIDWEST SEPARATIST FORCES CONCLUDE TOTAL CAPTURE OF NORTH DAKOTA.