Me: “I get unreasonably angry when I see Pumpkin Spice stuff and it’s this hot outside.”
Husband: “I get unreasonably angry when I see Pumpkin Spice stuff.”
#touché
To the bald hipster on Laurel Ave. who gave the finger to the black Prius driving too slow for him: that was me, I was dropping off my dad. I have memorized ur face, & when I see u again I’m gonna give u a hug so tight you’ll never be angry about stupid shit again