Brandon Metheny

Wrestling ring announcer, lawyer, referee, ex-zoo train engineer, former journalist who can't shake the habit. Trying to figure out the world.

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@seattlerams_nfl Heading to Spokane on Tuesday for a work conference! Never been to the PNW. Very excited to check it out.

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Don’t know how many other @RamsNFL fans there are on @urichmond’s campus, but this one is ready to hear @TurnerKobie speak at Commencement!

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@Jeff1Early A very effective way to acquire favorite child status.

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@thealexiskraft It hurts imagining what the Rams offense would be doing right now.

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@RamsNFL DEEPLY UNWELL IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

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@thealexiskraft Please do not freeze/get attacked by angry Bears fans.

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@LoganLaroux My work conference is in Washington state in 2026. They’ve decided that the theme for the big social event at the end is going to be grunge, because we’re in Washington and Nevermind came out 35 years ago. I did not care for that fun fact.

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@MOOOOrion @ErodTheLaw @thealexiskraft No no, I get that. I just haven’t seen an explanation for why the rules treat this one circumstance differently. To clarify my original post, the illegal man was wrong, by rule. The 2PC just seems completely counter to everything else, even though it’s admittedly correct by rule.

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@ErodTheLaw @MOOOOrion @thealexiskraft Yeah, that’s my issue here. Players are told forever that you play to the whistle. Then there was a whistle but somehow this is different. Also, if Verse (for example) blows up Charbonnet there, do they throw a flag? Because I think probably, but if it’s still live…why?

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@RamsNFL In stadium in Charlotte! East coast #RamsHouse

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@HoldenCantor It’s so infrequent I’m not sure it’ll influence the game much. But I’m here for feeding Kyren.

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Whole lot of Royal and Sol in this stadium. Let’s take care of business, Rams! #RamsHouse

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@QBsMVP In Charlotte and ready to raise hell. Let’s go Rams!!!

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Representing for the East Coast #Ramily in Charlotte. Walk into our hotel and immediately see some other fans. Chants of #RamsHouse back and forth. It’s gonna be a good day!

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@thealexiskraft Could you also start a Seahawks WR or two? Would really make this a less stressful game.

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@LoganLaroux One thing I really appreciated about the new Naked Gun was how it knew exactly what sort of movie it was and kept it under 90 minutes. Perfect.

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@minakimes Surely getting flexed, right?

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@KaraHenderson Closest I got was last year: my lifelong best friend lives in LA and is a Commanders fan. I live in Virginia and am a diehard Rams fan. If we’d beaten the Eagles, I would’ve found a way to get us to that game at SoFi. But that’s not a rivalry, so not exactly the same.

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@seattlerams_nfl I’m so so sorry for your loss. The only unfair thing about dogs is how short a time we get with them. Sending love.