Brandon Smith

The color Burgundy is just navy red

[Brandon Smith @Bran_dinos]

Probably more possible for a 97 year old man to get a natural boner than it is to get a Morgan Wallen concert ticket

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@VinceAnikas I’ll have just enough

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First thing I’m buying when I hit that $600M+ PowerBall tonight is a PT Cruiser and just flex on all my haters.

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@allie_wyckoff

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It’s either you hate snow, or you’re childish

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At almost 26, I really still get pumped when Santa comes around on the fire truck

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I don’t care how old you are, drawing dicks on things is funny

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Raw cookie dough tastes better knowing that you can die from it

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@allie_wyckoff I took off work tomorrow just so I could listen all day

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Number ☝🏼 fan right here!😂

@Capitals
@NBCSCapitals

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@allie_wyckoff I reckon so

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@jilltarleton profile pic😂😂😂

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@jilltarleton Aw man😂

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If you want/feel comfortable to get the vaccine, get it. If you don’t want/feel comfortable to get the vaccine, don’t get it.

It’s really that simple.

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@Tre_Man_ @Big_Rack_Hunter Lmao you aren’t lying man. I’m not exaggerating, this lady (with 3 teeth in her mouth) was rolling around and crawling in her front yard crying because it couldn’t get fixed today. Thought I was being pranked.

[kaylee @kvyle]

Ubers make any 10 minute drive take a half an hour like why are u slowing down at green lights

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@jilltarleton @cloweskinskey @imaprotweeter I already have that mask

[t @Walmarty_McFly]

just watched some little girl get struck by lighting and all I can say is she’s a badass for:

1: trying to get out of the street

2: for living