Ryan

[andy @whatsupdennys]

Baby roach: what happens if we get sprayed with raid?

Papa Roach: Suffocation, no breathing

[Kamil Karamali @KamilKaramali]

oh, so that’s what cardi-b was singing about

[Keezy @M0NYPOWRSPCT]

Boy aint no way 😭😭😭😭

[Amanda @amandahys7]

Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god.

[jordan @j_ordanblake]

oh to be a duckling falling asleep with a flower on it’s head

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

My guest as always is 99 random people at the same time

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

instead of texting “on my way” I’m just going to start sending these

[rob @rbrtormrz]

the way he used his tail as a propeller

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

because it is funny

[grovy @grovymango]

the ocean is technically soup bc it has salt veggies meat and it’s been heating up

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

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