Stanley Johnson

Creative Director and corporate troublemaker. Proudly pricking the pretensions of the internet since forever.

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@vicpolky Beautifully stuck penalty too.

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Yet again AI makes a mistake. #YNWA

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I hate penalty shoot outs but geez I can’t help loving them. #YNWA

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@dabitch One of our much loved residents.

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Cockie stopped by our balcony and helped himself to the treats we left out for our resident kookaburra.

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@dabitch All that creature stuff is mostly hype to frighten off Americans🤣

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And this is why we love knockout cup games. https://t.co/Tq7i2jkJNW

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My eyes rolled at the idea of someone defining having to name 3 nice things to say about their child as a complex overwhelming problem. #AI #Tech

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆

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Good to see Harry Kane pick up the Ballon d'Or. Good to hear he thanked his old club Tottenham too. One of those footballers everyone respects no matter what club he plays for.

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@dabitch It's in the same Melbourne suburb where Beyoncé once shot a music video.

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One look at that phone and I’d say it’s pretty obvious why he hasn’t texted her.

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@vicpolky He's def brought a bit of the Milner we've been missing.

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@nedwin The little houses are cute enough for any age. A ferry to Waikeke from Auk is also fun. But research before you go.

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I knew it was going to rain today but I didn't know it was going to rain this much.I knew it was going to rain today but I didn't know it was going to rain this much.

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"He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere!" ~ Barack Obama

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"The best thing about a picture is that it never changes. Even when the people in it do" ~ Andy Warhol

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Man I hate musical genres. A song is either good or bad. The end. https://t.co/We0yPInnGD