BrandEnthusiasm

Widowed YAHMIL. Teen sex pests & lawnmowers promoted. Dull singers managed. Legal paperwork filed. Youths fostered. Also hen parties. Now located in a shed.

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Adding a new string to my bow: Neighbourhood Sleuth 🔎🤔

#neighbours #SaveNeighbours

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The fucking shade. My slogans were fire! 🔥

#neighbours

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If there's one thing I know the ladies and gentlemen love in a strip show it's a bad juggler rapping.
#pro #TheHeat #neighbours

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Worried Byron is going to come for my (inflatable hen party) crown 👑
#Neighbours

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Is there no occasion where I won't slut drop at a moment's notice?
Siege smeige

#Neighbours

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I can't believe Nicolette would do something like this. She's got no prior form at all this is utterly shocking! 😡

#neighbours
#listgate
#thattimeiwentoutwithfriendsandhadhalfapill
#cindrerella

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Shrugged off the Hep B 💅

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About time someone said it!

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Me after hitting send on 40% of my tweets. #Neighbours

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Feeling a bit blah blah

#neighbours

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You think you've made a new mate but really he's just here to steal and wear your dead husband's clothes
#Neighbours

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Wish this juice guy would stop sweating near me.
Also kind of risky- fruit makes me either angry or horny and there's no telling which way I'll go... 🍎🍊🍍🍌🍋🥝🍓
#neighbours #sinisterfruitsymbolism

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Can't wait for the latest ep of #Crimesborough to come out
🎧

#neighbours

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I guess I'm a YAHMIL now? 🚴🏼

I really wish there was less shitting in my life though. Only just toilet trained a toddler and now I'm best mates with "Dr Pooper".

#neighbours

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Bit rich of Nic to kick off just because I went clubbing with the gang from #TheShed
We were just bringing back #PowerHour!

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Very kind of Krista to share her mints with me 🌱🍬 🫗

#neighbours

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I'm really missing my life in the country this week. Different kinds of logs there.
#NotoriousNeighbourhoodShitter
#neighbours 💩

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🍌 Vs. 📳

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Look. I've lived here for the best part of a decade, and as far as I'm aware your spouse being declared dead means very little ok?

#Neighbours

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I prefer my fruit salad with a little less ball juice tbh.

#Neighbours #AnotherClassicWelcomeParty