El the Garfield Fanatic

Hobbyst wine mom | Unemployable mutt | Denizen of Notts | Professional Rat tickler| 22 🏴🏳️‍⚧️

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

We all got that one coworker

[Newposter @Newposter2]

The effects of estrogen and progesterone:

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

In the pyrite community we refer to gold as "fool's pyrite"

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Depressed Kier Starmer: My father… was a fool maker

[The REAL Crash Bandicoot (Birthday in 3 days!) @mr_evaporation]

Perfect opportunity to show this again

[Squidamii @Squidamii]

They don’t want you to know this

[zedsamcat🏳️‍🌈✡️ @zedsamcat]

KIDS ARE SMOKING THE HENTAVIRUS

[Eddelvia ⚰︎ @eddelvia]

Irish puppy be like pup the ra

[💚zidev06💫 (ALBUM JULY 31 DON’T MISS IT) @RandomDev06]

my magnum opus, Horse Obliterator

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

for sale, baby shoes - worn once

[way more tragic, due to baby fast fashion]

[Chevy W. @AChevyWolf]

>Open Twitter

>Buff anthro male character

>"Lord have mercy"

>Scroll down

>Buff anthro female character

>"Lord have mercy"

>Scroll down

> "...they shot him again?"

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

god forbid a man gets his meep on

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Just saw a blonde guy outside and busted out laughing. I genuinely forgot blonde dudes were a real thing

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

damn bro are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down

[Nes 🎨 @feydemon]

It should be illegal to mug people man I made $1700 this week alone

[── .𝜗𝜚. cici Ⓥ @caninescores]

im smoking a whole pack of cigarettes #lunglungcancur

[ℳ𝒶𝓇𝒸𝒾 :𝓅 @waxmeadowmeow]

buses look hungry as fuck when they start coming towards you

[El the Garfield Fanatic @Brandanito]

@BoofingTabasco our generation is cooked

[El the Garfield Fanatic @Brandanito]

@BoofingTabasco he is genuinely tweaking over storebrand cookies