𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫.

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[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

ᅠ

╱╱

𝐕𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭’𝐬 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 .

ᅠ

[ً @aslovewept]

how far you’ve fallen, angel…

[Devil @chibilander]

"stahp it 😆🤭"

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

i’ll be in your office.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

that can be arranged .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

a tit to suck on , please.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

oh ? what do you need , exactly ?

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

i think i need some nurturing.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

hi , baby .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

m-mommy.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

just being # mother .

# seductive sunday .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

once everything’s in order and the tensions die down. i still remember our talk about going public.

what do you got the hots for that deranged ginge? wow.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

don't worry . it's not off the table , but we gotta focus on ourselves first .

ah . satisfying their hunger & lust so they don't act irrational . smart move . i should write that down . as for ashley .. i like her . i do respect a woman who knows what she desires .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

fair point , whatever.

why do you think i’ve funded herogasm for so many years? she’s phenomenal at her job … somehow.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

you want a child with me when you already have one running around ? take it easy , tiger .

god forbid a woman has a hobby . as long as she does her job she can have as many sex dungeons as she wants .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

well who else is going to father our child? surely you’ve realized by now.

ashley is a sick woman. it makes sense she’s been here for so many years … and promoted.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

why would you retire because of my baby ? you should be the one stepping in and torture the team in my place .

her talk makes me believe i'm the most vanilla person ever .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

the day i see that baby bump might just be the time i retire. who knows ..

it’s … been a while. having her chirp in my ear twenty four seven doesn’t help.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

one day i shall settle down and try this whole mother thing , but today is not the day . i still have a team to assemble and shape to my liking .

yeah , ashley is rubbing off on you the way you talk about wanting people to watch you have sex .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

god, fuck no. not another situation like madelyn. the baby was a distraction the moment she announced it.

they’ll learn to follow orders. if not, they can watch us have our own herogasm while they’re chained up.

fuck i’ve been around ashley too much today.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

i can't be a menacing person with authority if i have to carry a baby . they'd think i'm weak and am easily disposable .

yeah , spread the word like a good boy . i need everyone to know they can't play in my face .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

oh .. good.

hot, i’ll be sure to spread the message. strict orders from the top.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

i don't think i'm— it would explain certain things , but no .

herogasm is cancelled . whoever dares to throw it anyway will get punished .

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

No new episode today, so how about Homelander's full address for a fix.

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

and here i thought the nausea was from pregnancy …

ban this years herogasm, see how fast they come crawling back. fucking ants.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

god , i didn't see it that way . you're right . i'm working my ass off to the point i cannot eat and feel nauseous all the time while these people are somewhere living out their fetishes .

i should think of a way to punish them and keep them on a tight leash . bonkers enough .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

considering the fact that you’re sitting 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, meddling in your own stress while the rest of your team is out there fucking, i think you’re a pretty self𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 person in my book.

bonkers? probably
mature, yes. sexy even.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

you're right . everyone's too busy with themselves and how they are doing .

what would you consider me ? a selfish person or an idealist who thinks they can change anything at their sheer will ? or simply bonkers ?

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

everyone’s selfish, deep down. true intentions always revel sooner or later.

yeah you are.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

yeah , i didn't expect maeve to be a child like the rest of them . i have a lot of weeding to do . i'm the new gardener at this point .

god ...

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

eventually you’ll weed out a few from the bad batch. the only one i didn’t have to babysit the entire time, was maeve.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

makes me wonder if it is even possible to assemble a team when most of these supes don't act like they are responsible adults .
other than being stressed i just feel incredibly nauseous lately .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

welcome to the seven. useless fucks, aren’t they? it was impossible for me to find a team loyal to the job.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

work and responsibilities . doing everything on my own while others are just absolutely useless sure does stress me sometimes .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

what’s got you so stressed out lately? you usually never care enough to let things hit you like this …

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍... 𝓷𝐮𝐭𝐜͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐜͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 .ᐟ @NUTCRACKlNG]

sorry . bad habit . i was stressed and needed something to calm my nerves .

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

eyes. he should’ve just gutted that girlfriend of hers.

[𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. @BrandedHope]

just like that, she had stepped on his toes. fists clenched again in anger, restraining himself.

“i … am. god.”

he’d sigh, it was an endless circle with them. she would never see his terms, not even if he preformed a miracle right in front of her

-

[ＱＵＥＥＮ ＭＡＥＶＥ @FailedCrown]

t was clear as day Homelander would never stop reminding the people around him that the world revolved around him. Unfortunately, this was true.

"It's like someone is not destined to be god but yet here we are." They're are at odds. They always have been and that will -