bacardi

you can't spell psychotic without hot

[bacardi @Brandi1717]

I hate every human

[bacardi @Brandi1717]

@sarahjoaquin_ @dunkindonuts Fitzwilliam bro i almost puked i was pissed on my way to work but theyre the only fast one around😭😭😭😭

[bacardi @Brandi1717]

Explain this @dunkindonuts

[Tito. @titoinwords]

boy I thought this was a Doberman with a pedicure

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

10 years later .....

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

when your mates try tell you what you did in the club the night before

[bacardi @Brandi1717]

Rr

[Kendall Braunig @kendallbraunig]

Oh great holographic meatloaf again

[🦋 @nikkizzle]

The girls that are mad about Break up with your girlfriend I’m bored are the same girls that think their waitress wants to fuck their boyfriend when they ask them what they want to drink lol

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

me: *flirts with a boy bcs im bored and doesn’t have shit else to do*

boy: when imma see you?

me:

[Neal Pecht @neal_pecht04]

*after drinking heavily with some of your closest friends*

my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
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me: “I just fucking love y’all so much”

[bacardi @Brandi1717]

Give context clues when replying to my snapchat please

[Sophie Thompson @sophxthompson]

Me finding my friends in the club after wandering off for two hours

[Liam @LiamPayne]

Haters you can kill yourselff ha

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Get in the shower if it all goes wrong.

[ashley luhtjarv @ashleyluhtjarv]

okay but why am I the grinch

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

stupidest assholes ranked:

1.) person who stands up as soon as the plane pulls up to the terminal

2.) person who drives 10 under in the left lane

3.) me

4.) person who claps after a movie

[wuts poppin @wutspoppinnn]

@ EVERY GIRL IN JAFFREY/RINDGE FKIN NOSEY ASS MF HOES https://t.co/cpAnU8HsQ2