Brandy-with-an-I

Veteran wife, mom of 4. Taking apps for mom friends. Must be: down to earth, chill asf, sweary (I use 'fuck' like a comma) If you want to know more, ask :)

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

Covid-19 problems.... I'm hungry 😭

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@WillieGeist ask the doc if he's OVER IT with repeating himself 85 times a day with this?? Lol and thank him from a fellow healthcare worker!

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@jimmyfallon this is what we looked like in 2011???

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@ScottNBC5 do y'all want a full thread of a dude trying to scam me for a job?? Still stringing him along as we speak lmao...

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@tacobell what's up with the blank packet??

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@McDonalds then i was told to tell it to the survey! But they didn't provide me a receipt, conveniently

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@McDonalds y'all gonna tell these guys working in drive thru to stir the coffee?? Bc they're running around telling customers it's not their job & that they dont have spoons. I'm 90% fucking sure that it was the GD SELLING POINT of McCafe, no? Store 23136 rufe snow Dr Keller TX

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@1followernodad Literally me... #Thestruggle #diabetes

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@AskCapitalOne Still haven't gotten a card... Do I want to try your phone people again or should I march into the branch?

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@CapitalOne why do I bank with you? It seems pretty simple to order a debit card and mail it. Ive been on the phone with you for days & y'all still messed it up. Now I have to wait another 5 days.

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

Ok so... A "Clear the shelters" event, but for children. #AdoptDontPop

I just solved the crisis in our overcrowded system.

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

Thanks @DeathWishCoffee for my super sweet shades! Brewing as we speak 😎😎😎

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@elijahdaniel I have flashbacks to Wall-E when I see these posts 😭

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@AskCapitalOne Its been an ordeal, tell them to pull my customer call log and listen to the calls. 3 people couldn't get this figured out. I even picked out a design with one of them. Didn't get it.

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@DWBpancakes see how burnt?

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@DWBpancakes Can someone contact me about my issue? I have 4 kids, 2 of them have SPD (Sensory Processing Disorder) and will only eat a handful of things, one of which being your chocolate chip pancakes. Recently the last 4 (four) bags I have purchased are overdone. They spit it.

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@jiffywild The fault in our stars :)

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

...Did anyone else notice with this last update @googlemaps sounds like me telling my husband he missed the turn? "OKAY.... When possible make a u-turn" she has definitely had enough of your shit, J, ask for FUCKING directions!

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

@jimmyfallon is THIS why you were playing with his hair?? #Hairgate2017

[Brandy-with-an-I @BrandiMaples]

Beat him with.... A stick? Bc your polls are a bit skewed sir. https://t.co/Ac5jnCgtBt

[Willie Geist @WillieGeist]

If you hang in til the end of @POTUS interview with @TheSun, you arrive here:

“You know, a poll just came out that I am the most popular person in the history of the Republican Party — 92 per cent. Beating Lincoln. I beat our Honest Abe.”

@JMeacham @BeschlossDC @DorisKGoodwin