BrandonMartin

Keep your friends close, but your beers closer 🍻

[ Jamez  @JamesLetsPlayYT]

Coors fix your site

[Big Physical Presence @targetspoonn]

The Coors light website is in SHAMBLES

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 Outside the courthouse where Karmelo Anthony was sentenced to 35 years for murdering 17-year-old Austin Metcalf, a protester was filmed screaming "F*CK WHITE LIVES."

Swap the races and that clip leads every newscast in the country.

Writer: Julie

[MattOlsonsBurner @ChoppinBravos]

I love how genuinely surprised and honored he looked. He played his ass off for this team and carried this offense to the playoffs in 2024. Braves legend.

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

CLONE WARS x FORTNITE COMING THIS FRIDAY

Ahoska Tano & Anakin Skywalker

[I Am Leah @Bossy_Leah]

Did you mean for this to go hard because fuck yeah

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Yes

[Nick Saban @sabanfaux]

I love to see Americans happy to be American!!

This is what it’s all about!!

Congrats to men’s hockey team on a 🥇!!

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 Kid Rock just dropped a straight FIRE take on the NFL:

“If the NFL really were all about its stated goals and really wanted to take care of their fan base … there’s a band that checks every single box from San Francisco, by the name of Metallica.”

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

Fightin' Fish through every era. Teal Sundays are born.

[MLB @MLB]

JUST IN: The Marlins have revealed their new teal throwback jersey for the 2026 season ⚾️

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: The Tongva tribe has confirmed that Billie Eilish's home is situated on its "ancestral land," says she has not yet reached out to them regarding her home.

"We appreciate the opportunity to provide clarity regarding the recent comments made by Billie Eilish," the tribe said.

"As the First People of the greater Los Angeles basin, we do understand that her home is situated in our ancestral land," they told the Daily Mail.

"Eilish has not contacted our tribe directly regarding her property..."

Wow, what are you waiting for @billieeilish?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

This is better than Super Bowl halftime.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Americans are calling on Hollywood elitist Billie Eilish to RETURN her $14M LA mansion to the Tongva tribe after she claimed, "no one is illegal on stolen land"

She could also graciously host illegal aliens in her mansion. After all, she has the moral high ground.

Put up or shut the F up.

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Stefon Diggs

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

Alex Pretti was itching for another confrontation with Border Patrol, whom he’d been stalking, harassing and terrorizing. HE had been victimizing THEM. His felonies are on tape. He was reckless, and it cost him his life. Find another poster boy, illegal-loving Leftists.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

"AssauIt me, Motherf*cker" - Alex Pretti

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

🚨 BREAKING: New BOMBSHELL VIDEO obtained shows Alex Pretti ASSAULTING a Federal Vehicle a WEEK BEFORE the SHOOTING 🚨

Pretti is seen SPITTING and KICKING the car, before getting into a SCUFFLE with Agents 💣

MUST WATCH! 🚨

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

This footage is so damning, that you and I both know it will never leave X.

Now we know that Alex Pretti was not a kindly gentle nurse… he was a CRIMINAL!!!

An ARMED, VIOLENT, DANGEROUS, UNHINGED criminal.

HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN PRISON!!!!!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s the biggest psy op ever