Brandon Esposit

What makes you special? Don't think too hard, just have fun with it.

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

What the actual fuck 2020

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

Spend $50 now to prevent spending hundreds of thousands of dollars over 18 years. Best trade deal in the history of trade deals

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

@AEspositIII Der

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

@AEspositIII Not if you aren’t stupid

[Caleb Montgomery @cmonty22]

Go follow my home girl. Catchin that different vibe

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

You know the Netflix binge is bad when you see three different holiday episodes in a day

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

No sauce pizza = fancy cracker

[Milk @MillieSRamsey]

I’ve decided. This may be a surprise to many of my friends and family but, Taylor Swift isn’t that bad.

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

I guess Brandon G wasn’t all that bad 🤷‍♂️

[KYR SP33DY @KYR_SP33DY]

Wait? They are making MW2 Remastered without multiplayer?! Who the fuck makes these decisions?!?!

[hay ♌️ @hailey13nowski]

*listening to tyga*
@Brandocodone: “oh i love tiger woods”

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

@hailey13nowski But true

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

Imagine the worst food you have ever ate in your life. Now imagine food from Panera Bread. Can you spot the difference? I can’t.

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

Me: With this birthday money I can save up a bit and not live paycheck to paycheck for a while, I’m so relieved!
School payment: Sup bro, forget about someone?

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

@serenamoraless You don’t stop anyway

[Brandon Esposit @Brandocodone]

@foxyamerican Well you’ve obviously never tried heroin my friend