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@DoctorTurtleboy @Goatboy991994 In a shocking development FKR have traded Sean McDonough to the McAlberts for Grant Smith Ellis and a 5th round pick!

[Random Brandon @Brandolfini311]

@Bad_Banner Did you guys see that Kurt Metzger gave you guys a shout out while he was making fun of Jeremy making jokes about the bull and his wife on the Jimmy Dore show?

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@bw_lodge @CinemaShogun Honey pot for sure, but after seeing how dumb and hos bad at lying/acting she is, I can't imagine they'd chance her messing up the plan. I seen an old clip of her and Charlie and she didn't even know their wedding anniversary. I bet she for sure forgot Charlie's birthday by now.

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@The_Edelweiss_ @TheQuartering Ya, the only one that I'm pretty sure is credible is John Kariaku. The CIA hates him.

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@michelle_ogno @TheMilkBarTV Not only does she protect pedos, at 26, Erika messaged a 15 yr old girl that she wanted to touch her butt and she set up photo shoots for the girl without her parents knowing. I wonder how these Erika toadies would feel if a 26 ur old man did the same thing to their daughter.

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@MrKrisSteel @luisjgomez Either that or @luisjgomez fights her full strength, but Elliot gets to have a Samuri sword.

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@DR_ICEMAN18 @HawkEmDownChris I think Better Call Saul was better than Breaking Bad in a lot of ways.

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@GrantSmithEllis You have to be a moon to score a 30. I got a 72 when I was 15.

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@DanSullivanIII @ReverendSpeck @kreadisinnocent @KyleSharkey8 Chris Albert actually did kill a man, but they're all silent about that for some reason.

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@PortantIssues @Taffy_03 @Puppieslover Ya, Constantinople fell in 1453.

[Random Brandon @Brandolfini311]

@Puppieslover Byzantine Empire didn't fall in 32B.C. It lasted until the fall of Constantinople in 1453 A.D. when it was conquered by the Ottoman Sultan Mehmed II.

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@CardiffElect @TomCruise @TheRock I'm actually serious about the guy. My neighbor has a hobo living in a tent in the wood. One day I said "what's up" to which he replied "my cat wants me to go out hunting with him for 2 or 3 days." Now that he moved, I no longer have to worry about that hobo talking to my cats.

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@CardiffElect @TomCruise @TheRock Same here, except it was Johnny Dell and Stone Cold. The premise of my film is 3 sadistic cats get tired of killing mice so they use their telepathic powers to convince some hobo to kidnap, torture, and kill people for them. Its based off a guy I know who thinks cats talk to him.

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@ModestyQueen19 White boy Rick did got sentenced to life and he didn't even kill anyone, it has nothing to do with race.

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@ImaBeliever67 @CoffindafferFBI @JLRINVESTIGATES Never seen anyone sweep for a woman beater. How, in your very limited brain, is it crying to point out that Jennifer is a hypocrite for promoting the guy who, for some deranged reason impersonated the Sandy Hook shooter's uncle as well as being a grifter and woman beater?

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@lindseygaetani @Will428304 Even Plevin clowned on Mike for his Turtleboy meltdown video. Plevin said "if Mike wanted to prove his bona fides as a fighter, he probably shouldn't have made a video talking about getting beat up over and over again lol".

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@dehesse45 @NoContextHumans Ya, for sure lol. I didn't see the window down until I threw it. It waa like slow motion when it hit his face and the guy was huge. Then I'm at a party and he's telling the story, and I get the idea to tell him that a kid that stole from me had bragged about the cone lol.

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@dehesse45 @NoContextHumans When I was 14, I was country cruising with 2 seniors and threw an ice cone through a passing cars window hitting the driver in the face and we lost them after a car chase. A few weeks later the guy I hit told the story at a party, so I told him another kid bragged about doing it.

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@Batfox_Pictures Glaze for the Machine pivoted to that Government Rock genre.

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@siobhanworld @PeterBull001 I can take a pic of an outdoor thing that I built for my outdoor cats to have some shade. It's not exactly a catio, but it could be screened in.

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@HawkEmDownChris Gorgeous Gino