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[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

At the Denver airport…dude, every human being is dialed into their phone. We could be having a conversation about how Connor McDavid is about to do something never before seen. You may be thinking, “What a hypocrite. He’s on his phone right now” twitter doesn’t count. Shut up

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

There are levels to a PB&J.

You’re aunties whole grain, gluten free, all natural bread…not bad-4/10

Smucker’s PB&J, usually devoured in schools…2/10 (hot take)

White bread, clean and crisp-6/10

Hamburger bun PB&J…9/10!!! Sleeper!!!

George Foreman PB&J 10/10!!! iykyk

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

@BradyBoomgaard1 I stand by that tweet Mr. Boomgaarden. But these Wolves are making me want to bike to the gas station, buy bag of sour gummy worms and a Cool Blue Gatorade—feel like a gosh darn kid again! #Wolvesin4

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

Go Wolves, but Imagine watching the NBA playoffs right now😂 the NHL has grown men with children at home, and these guys are tossing bodies and letting the mits loose…every…single…shift! WOOOO! Wild in 5. One sec, “can I get a blue Powerade please.”

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

Important information. Yeah I said “listen up”. Congratulations to all the graduates. And thank you to the Dabison🍻 & Ohio 2017 Spring break journies. It was great entertainment #wolvesin4

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

This Byfield goal is annoying me. Defense is treating him like it’s the Schmitt Special. #8, quit puck watching and play the body. #27 find some new AA batteries for your controller—finish your dang back-check! “GoAl oF tHe YEar”, more like “laziest defense of the year”.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Holy hell Quinton Byfield

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

@ColtenBecker @ICCCBaseball @NDSUbaseball Congrats kid, enjoy it.

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

@Sam_Lehmann15 Can we all take the time to appreciate what Mr. Lehmann has done for our world. He folds his clothes. He does his homework. And he’ll help your grandma up the stairs. The Jays should be honored to have you in their presence for 4 years. Carry on now. #Oilers

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

Remind me. Remind me. When a Minnesotan team makes to the playoffs, send me a playoff mixtape of us losing, and losing, and losing. Josh lissick says don’t post this tweet, bc “I’m a faithfail MN-sotan fan. And wether or not you like it, it will come” I hope.

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

Where can I rent out a security room? Need every single sporting event on now! Heck, book me for the whole gall darn weekend. Gosh I love America.

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

@Sam_Lehmann15 Shoutout to FTI 🙌🏼

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

How we doin ladies and gentlemen. Was a rhetorical question, don’t answer that. Anyone else sick of these insta posts of 5 different buildings, then 1 of the actual person. What ever happen to the 1 post of you and the squad. Gosh I love Kirill! #WildML

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

@BurgerKing not sure what your plan is with THE commercial but I’m officially pissed off before the Vikings game even started. Remember not to listen to those who say “it’s only a game” ITS NOT! Buy me tickets if you don’t want me yelling at our TV. #SKOL

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Shoutout to Dan Orlovsky for not just saying thoughts & prayers but actually stopping NFL Live to bow his head, close his eyes, and pray for Damar Hamlin.

Kudos to you, @danorlovsky7 👏

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

Gosh what’s worse; sitting on a cold toilet seat, or getting waste deep into a lake. Rhetorical question, don’t answer. 22 days till Christmas. All I want is a Red Rider

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets in the @MillerLite Lounge for Sunday's game against the Jets.

The lounge features all-inclusive food and beverage. Must be 21+.

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

Goooood morning! Sitting on a deer stand in God’s country, Webster WI, and I get hit with this news! Cannot get much better than this…wait! College football looks fantabulous. @connor_sitar18 ND sucks. And an eye candy of a 280 card this evening. It’s the Eye of the Tiger

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

3/3/23. #Creed3

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

BiiiiGGG tilly tn🚨🚨🚨Don’t know about y’all but I’m going with the guy who trained the dragon warrior. Do not underestimate those chopsticks. Btw the gang is getting back together tonight. Don’t know what’s going to happen. SERGION I NEED BACKUP!!!

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

@JakeSaver Do you have LinkedIn?

[Brandon Reynolds @Brandon16646241]

“Spell Razzuto”…Razzuto…Razzuto. That’s not even a word. “How about buzz”. Guess what? On the way to Mizzou. Hey Marty Bird any availability at the Lazy-O? Blue Cat Lodge works too.