Rose 🌹

[Rose 🌹 @BrandonARosado]

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[El Padrino🌱 @Acct4me_Cp]

$2 turned into $4.4 mill the greatest flip ever

[🇵🇸 @midosommar]

not all short men r short kings. many of u r goblins.

[Busstin Hoffman @DongBussy]

No fucking way they named the store that 😭

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative]

The Florida judge who ruled that a 17 year old wasn’t mature enough to have an abortion, but was mature enough to have a baby, was ousted by voters yesterday.

[young tiempo @YoungTiempo]

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I was walking around in India and someone asked for a picture. So I asked my translator to ask him what his favorite MrBeast video is and he said that he doesn’t know what a MrBeast is and just wanted a photo with a tall white guy lol

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

last night I told my four year old I loved her and she said “I love you so much that if someone chopped your head off I’d carry it around forever in a bag”

[Sammi Smith @Sammi_Slammy]

Ugly laughing in the airport right now.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Never forget.

[SOZÉ BLANCO @The_Faiz_Phase]

The concept of dying and going to heaven and getting 72 virgins is wild. Nigga you ever fucked a virgin before? That shit annoying as hell. Gimme 46 ran through squirters. Now thats heaven

[critchy @ChrissyTiber]

Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory

[Kkior… @thaabrattkiri]

In the mood to delete everything, go missing for a month, get my life together and come back

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Me: do I have to pay my student loans on Sept 1 or not

US Govt: it’s surprise 😝

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

he can do this in times square and he would get the same reaction

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

me and who

[Cornski @222corn]

been under here for 20 mins n ole girl hid my clothes so im here butt ass naked🤦🏾‍♂️ her bf mad cuz he lost $90 gamblin n thinks she didnt cook but she did n i ate his plate🤷🏾‍♂️ judgin by his forces he aint got shit else to lose so he gon try n fight me. dis may b his last day living.