Brandon Allen DeWitt

Fag Mob. Spiritual. Rainbow blood. Sag sun. ♐️ Virgo moon & rising. Plant enthusiast. Gaga stan.

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

@WindWhole Same. Nd it’s breaking my heart.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

Imma shoot it out there. @Coltspence aside from your work. Do you have a regular uh you or like your personal era.
Where you’re allowed to just, chat. Or just talk being you without hate to say it, sex. Cuz I thought once :/

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

There’s a lot happening in the US. But I’m season 4 in and I adore @JeremyClarkson and everything. So I appreciate that that 😜 mind you a few years ago I was a jersey shore fanatic. Am I getting old(er) 🥰

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

Mrs blast

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

I will truly will be alive to live and watch the revamp, recamp, and iconic of the true @amandabynes ✨🫶🏻

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

@lights & @owlcity have a song together, oh my Lanta 😅😭

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

@Spotify somehow I got like 18 free songs and appreciate you homie 🫶🏻✨

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

Just heard my first teddy swims songs and, first off ban bears as in the gay ones, and because of him also bear in the blue house. What in kareoke.

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

How you grieve and how you fuck, is a private business. & it ain’t up to anybody but you. - Beth

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

“If he got a fat ass if bite and get lock jaw” -my gramma

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

@ClarksonsFarm1 I know nothing. Nada about British anything. But as an American (we have our own bollucks) if you will but it seems like yall kinda going through the same shit we’re going though

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

His Obama era is starting. Y’all feel it?

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

I come on twitter to find some Jimothy content and all that came up was @willam content 😜 loves

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

@NancyMace Your name should be Nasty Mace.

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Just binged the first four seasons, working on the 5th atm. Obsessed 🤩

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

Having kids and eating gummies are similar idk how to explain it but I be scared sometimes.

[Brandon Allen DeWitt @BrandonAllenDeW]

@nypost It’s obviously this mf

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

The older I get the more I realize how much I appreciate relaxing at home with a blunt.