Million Dollar Cowboy

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

I did my first kickflip today since breaking my femur 7 months ago.
It was difficult.
It was painful.
It was sloppy.
It was [possibly] payback for me harassing strangers to do the same.
But it was gratifying beyond words.
Find your metaphorical kickflip and don’t quit on it.

[debo @killmefam]

Thomas jefferson would have been up horny tweeting at 2am

[mark normand @marknorm]

Just saw a guy vaccinate himself under an overpass

[ochodatheaux @ochodatheaux]

Imagine being late to work tryna wake your horse up out their sleep. Please giddyup bitch we late 😭

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

presidents don’t drive downtown in Dallas with the top down like they use to anymore

[puff @rishipuff]

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

[JC*** @Jcaudell222]

I don’t give a fuck I’m farting at the urinal

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

ICE Cold Fact: We spend a lotta time and energy over the people that Hurt us in life. But far too little on the people that have Helped us. Gotta change that.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

One of my favorite quotes all time comes from Mike Tyson: “Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the face.” That kinda feels like what we’re all going through right now. (Hopefully no one gets an ear bitten off.)

[Million Dollar Cowboy @BrandonBtom]

Hey! Thats my brother!! #bloodrunsdeep #gorrillaz

[Clear Spring Blazers @CSHSBlazers]

Congratulations to our Prom Queen & Prom King! #prom2020 #ClassOf2020 #blazerpride #wcpsmd

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

My homie just said the Virus is caused by 5Gs.. I’m done. Lol

[L. Ron Bumquist @sweetstar408]

selflessness is key for a good conscience

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

i’ve conducted my own independent investigation of this video and come to the conclusion that it’s uh fucking sick?