Brandon Burkett

OCU Alumni. UW-Madison School of Nursing 2019.

[University of Oklahoma @UofOklahoma]

WE. BEAT. TEXAS.

[TIME @TIME]

TIME’s new cover: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is the best player in the NBA… according to @shaiglalex.

Our interview: https://t.co/sHyT1te0bx

[UW–Madison @UWMadison]

A @NobelPrize for a Badger 🏅

Congratulations to Francis Halzen, named the 2026 Nobel laureate in physics for his groundbreaking work with @uw_icecube to advance our understanding of neutrinos and the universe’s most energetic events.

https://t.co/Oll8R3gAMt

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

And I just renamed Lake Michigan Lake Wisconsin. See, I can sign napkins that say things, too.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Our leader is not a pedophile.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Actually that phrase was invented in 1954 - which was 167 years after the constitution was signed. 👍

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

Unless your name was Alex Pretti.

[Aaron Blake @AaronBlake]

George Washington declined to be featured on currency when he was living, fearing it would be reminiscent of a monarch.

Congress in 1866 passed the Thayer amendment, which stated "no portrait or likeness of any living person shall be engraved or placed upon any of the bonds, securities, notes, or postal currency of the United States."

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

If she says how she loses her job…

[SportsGurl87 @SportsGurl87]

Husband, child and boss all in diapers

[Havoc @Havoc_Six]

Happy Flat Earther 9/11

[Senate Democrats @SenateDems]

Who runs this account?

We literally passed a bill with all of you to fund this…

[Brandon Burkett @BrandonBurkett6]

@JuanmaX01 @VatsRishap Not AI. Multiple sources confirm this aircraft is a loss.

Another Big L by this administration. Placing this aircraft anywhere close to danger was a monumental mistake.

[Big Baby David @BigBabyDavid_]

playing with kids huh