Brandon Capello

ECSU--- See you in astroworld 🎢

[Brandon Capello @BrandonCapello]

@DiscussingFilm Everyone who knew watched he-man is in their 50’s and probably doesn’t care anymore for a reboot. Idk who greenlit this 😂

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

minions abt to play a prank on gru

[Conservative @Conservative2TX]

I just spent $423 on groceries for my family of 4, then spent $5.24 a gallon to fill my 2017 honda accord.

FUCK YOUR FUCKING BALLROOM

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Tiger Woods when he sees Puka Nacua in rehab.

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Lamar Jackson’s excuses are back.

[Serebii.net @SerebiiNet]

Serebii Update: The Pokémon Sleep Good Sleep Day event is rolling out.

Runs from 04:00 local time to 03:59 local time on March 5th 2026

Details @ https://t.co/Q4SLEHOvLu

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

I could run through a brick wall right now!!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 USA USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸https://t.co/vnkgEQ5eqE

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Ser Duncan the Tall X Many Men

[Charles Logan @cloganart]

Gotta say, @redlettermedia had it right on Aranofsky.

[theburntpeanut @theburntpeanut]

BE THE PENGUIN

[WhosBreezy @WhosBreezyUK]

Kanye West just woke up and saw all the damage done by Ye.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Me getting ready to:

- Arrive at work
- Doomscroll for 8 hours
- Distract my co-workers
- Take a fat shit
- Leave