Brandon Carlisle MD

Your Friendly Neighborhood Hospitalist and my thoughts are my own. I think we should treat everyone with respect

[KUInfectiousDiseases @KUInfectDisease]

@KUIDfellowship #spreadjoy #notSTDs

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

@BadMedicalTakes Is there an icd-10 code for turbo cancer and why hasn’t CDI asked me about this diagnosis to the problem list🤣😬

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Sibling jealousy! 😂😂
https://t.co/7NkzunYt6q

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

Doing Q bank questions with the vignette clearly giving you a very ill patient An I think to myself ? Why no palliative care or goals of care as an answer option? The ABIM is clearly Full code and makes me appreciate my palliative care colleagues even more. #ABIM #medtwitter

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

This qbank is really passive aggressive and doing it’s best to insult me 😂

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

@NoLieWithBTC As a Brandon, I need that coffee mug.

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

Word Tina…..word #tinabelcher #MedTwitter

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

@foundinsunshine @nytimes Worked in the height of the pandemic and this was not a thing. I had no democrats telling me not to treat unvaccinated folks. But I have plenty of republicans tell me that it’s my right to refuse care for lgbt folks. Many republicans tell me that I have to prescribe ivermectin.

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

@BadMedicalTakes This tweet only reminds me of the Austin powers fembots 😆😆😆

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

@JusticeHorn_ Just moved into Kcmo this week. But I would vote for Mayor Q if I had the ability.

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

@MMattMatthew @PapiPastelesPR @OhNoSheTwitnt Maybe there is a punch out card that i missed.

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

@PapiPastelesPR @OhNoSheTwitnt I get absolutely no money for providing or counseling on vaccines. Which is why I call bs on this. You do not have pharmacy reps coming into your office or practice to “sell” vaccines because vaccines make less money then their newest drug that they are marketing.

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

@PapiPastelesPR @OhNoSheTwitnt Idk what you all are talking about because I am still waiting on the big pharma check that everyone talks about……is there a toll free number or website that I can redeem this?

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

The best bday gift is finding out your grandma is spot on with her emojis 😂

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

Odd ASMR confession: watching dental cleaning videos with plaque being obliterated by water pick. I will fall on this sword.

[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

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[Brandon Carlisle MD @BrandonCarlis14]

Happy 35th to this old broad!