Brandon Carlyle

Professional at doing things💼

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If the Thunder make this comeback, it’s one of the greatest playoff games I’ve seen. If they don’t, I have to look at that photo of Ben Sheppard at the end of 3Q multiple times.

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Jimmy being out for the season gotta be the most heartbreaking thing to hear right now🥲 but Mr.Irrelevant about to take over. Playoff Purdy loading😤💪🏼 #49ers #NFL #JimmyGaroppolo #BrockPurdy

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Knew I was toxic when I got mad she got a boyfriend even though I never hit her up. #toxic #ThanksgivingDay #quotes #future

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“Stop being mean to me or I swear to God I’m gonna fall in love with you!” - Nick Miller from New Girl

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Binge watching the pitch perfect movies, Anna Kendrick my celebrity crush bro

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I can give my friends a whole motivational speech then do absolutely nothing to change how my life going.

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I’m better at flirting when I don’t mean to flirt🤨

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@JosephDuckman @Browns 🤞🏼praying😂

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@teamhairjordan @Browns I gave up juju for him so nothing major, i have davante and kupp. Then at rb I got foreman, CMC, and Henry

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I’m not antisocial, I just don’t like you.

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I love seeing people that I know and hearing how you’re doing but I don’t want to stop and talk for 30 minutes. I will go another day without pumping gas because I’ll see someone at the gas station I know. I’m not a bad person I just have stuff to do bro.😂

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I’m pretty sure that if I ever had a 7 year old walk up to me and say “ew” I’d simply take a walk. On that walk I’m finding a bridge after failing to find a reason to live.

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About to start counting Free Agency for the NFL as my seasonal depression.

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Spotify is down and I don’t know how to act. As soon as I go to shower it logs me out. I can’t even remember the last time I listened to music on YouTube unless it was for a video. @Spotify guess I’m gonna belt Bleeding Love without you.😐🥲

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